Wisconsin?

[Josiyummi]

weirdest place ...hmmmm

Maybe in the woods well it was raining on a tree that was fallen over.....

HOT!

weirdest place is hard to say.... 9th hole of a golf course at night right on the green.

or

in my parents pool at night, pool light was on, so if they had looked out the bedroom window, they would have gotten a show. But I am pretty sure they were sleeping.

or in the front seat of my dates truck in my driveway... not sure why we didn't just go inside ... guess we couldn't wait.

none of these seem weird enough to me. now I feel challenged, and must step up my game.

 

[mediocre]

HOT!

weirdest place is hard to say.... 9th hole of a golf course at night right on the green.

or

in my parents pool at night, pool light was on, so if they had looked out the bedroom window, they would have gotten a show. But I am pretty sure they were sleeping.

or in the front seat of my dates truck in my driveway... not sure why we didn't just go inside ... guess we couldn't wait.

none of these seem weird enough to me. now I feel challenged, and must step up my game.

Yes, step up your game. You have one week.

Grins.

 

[mediocre]

Yeah, I need to live vicariously through others now too. Can we say zero sex life for miss sassy? (Dear lord sweet baby jesus, why did you make me so busty? I have no one to share my endowments with!)

Ok....few more. Behind a fire truck w/ an on duty firefighter. Bent over the dining room table, with the curtains open at night.....lights on. On a toilet in a hotel room, while others slept in the other room. (Thank god it had a seat cover). In the back of my (now ex) bf's ex wives minivan. (Yes, they were already divorced, we were just borrowing it). Lol....the hotel we were in was a spot for prom goers that night.....almost got busted by a rent a cop. Which is how we ended up in the bathroom. On a friends ottoman when I was house sitting. Lol....that's almost like a bean bag?

Should have done it ON the firetruck.

I too had sex in a minivan. In a hotel parking lot. We didn't want to pay for the hotel.

I still say my weirdest place was Illinois.

 

[sassylilthang]

aw sas, zero sex life can be fixed does reading stories help?

Lol, of course stories help

 

[juan tractor]

Lol, of course stories help

once upon a time, there was an asshole.

oh, wait. that story's about me and it's not very interesting...

sorry

 

[mediocre]

Lol, of course stories help

Here's a story, of a lovely lady....

 

[russel101]

HOT!

weirdest place is hard to say.... 9th hole of a golf course at night right on the green.

or

in my parents pool at night, pool light was on, so if they had looked out the bedroom window, they would have gotten a show. But I am pretty sure they were sleeping.

or in the front seat of my dates truck in my driveway... not sure why we didn't just go inside ... guess we couldn't wait.

none of these seem weird enough to me. now I feel challenged, and must step up my game.

Ninth hole is very good...pool too

I think the "weird" qualification makes it more difficult.

1.
involving or suggesting the supernatural; unearthly or uncanny

2.
fantastic; bizarre

I can't say that I have any experience with supernatural or unearthly locations for sex

Fantastic and bizarre seems to fit better.

I guess a barn with animals watching will have to be added to my weird places I've been.

 

[sassylilthang]

Here's a story, of a lovely lady....

Funny......real funny

 

[russel101]

The phones in Wisconsin are ringing..

Today I had several calls asking me to vote for someone.
I guess I can expect more of the same for the next five days.

 

[mediocre]

Funny......real funny

Sarcasm?

I wasn't sure if I typed enough of the Brady Bunch theme for people, especially younglings, to get.

 

[sassylilthang]

Sarcasm?

I wasn't sure if I typed enough of the Brady Bunch theme for people, especially younglings, to get.

I'm not that young my dear. Way closer to 40 then 25.

 

[juan tractor]

I'm not that young my dear. Way closer to 40 then 25.

me too. closer to 40 than 25. unfortunately because i'm on the other side of 40...

 

[Josiyummi]

Ninth hole is very good...pool too

I think the "weird" qualification makes it more difficult.

1.
involving or suggesting the supernatural; unearthly or uncanny

2.
fantastic; bizarre

I can't say that I have any experience with supernatural or unearthly locations for sex

Fantastic and bizarre seems to fit better.

I guess a barn with animals watching will have to be added to my weird places I've been.

If you can't fuck in a barn... what is the point of living in Wisconsin...
well...besides the Packers, awesomeness, the cheese, and the lottery.

bought my 10 bucks worth tonight promised the lady at the gas station she could get a cut.

 

[russel101]

If you can't fuck in a barn... what is the point of living in Wisconsin...
well...besides the Packers, awesomeness, the cheese, and the lottery.

bought my 10 bucks worth tonight promised the lady at the gas station she could get a cut.

yeah...maybe not so weird for wisconsin

 

[sassylilthang]

me too. closer to 40 than 25. unfortunately because i'm on the other side of 40...

I'm not there yet, but give me a few years.

 

[juan tractor]

I'm not there yet, but give me a few years.

i could give you fifteen and still be on the other side...

the crackpot jackpot is up to $540M now...

 

[mediocre]

i could give you fifteen and still be on the other side...

the crackpot jackpot is up to $540M now...

$640 million. Unreal.

 

[Cipher]

$640 million. Unreal.

Damn..

 

[juan tractor]

$640 million. Unreal.

if you won it and took the annuity and called jg wentworth they'd probably blow you...

 

[Cipher]

if you won it and took the annuity and called jg wentworth they'd probably blow you...

Those commericals are annoying..

 

[rogueangel94]

Those commericals are annoying..

AGREED!!!!! Plus that stupid song gets stuck in your head for part of the day which makes them even MORE annoying if that's even possible.


I don't even know what I'd do with all that money if I won, I got my $5 ticket last night and getting one more tonight. To be honest I wouldn't care if I had to split it with a few people.

 

[Cipher]

AGREED!!!!! Plus that stupid song gets stuck in your head for part of the day which makes them even MORE annoying if that's even possible.


I don't even know what I'd do with all that money if I won, I got my $5 ticket last night and getting one more tonight. To be honest I wouldn't care if I had to split it with a few people.

Right! Stupid commerical

I'd share with 100 people LoL Whatever works!

I got a few too, my dad got my sister and i 5 each..he's funny.

 

[mediocre]

if you won it and took the annuity and called jg wentworth they'd probably blow you...

Lump sum. I can invest it and make more money than their bond ladder would. Plus it would be stupid to take annuity and then turn around and get a fraction of that annuity.

 

[rogueangel94]

Lump sum. I can invest it and make more money than their bond ladder would. Plus it would be stupid to take annuity and then turn around and get a fraction of that annuity.

Agreed lump sum all the way cause even after they take out the taxes and everything its still way more than you'll ever need.

 

[torturelust]

State line here....