sassylilthang
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You know it! I have to fend the ladies off because of the hot new phone I'm pimpin with!![]()
Do you like to flip it open and watch them drool!
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You know it! I have to fend the ladies off because of the hot new phone I'm pimpin with!![]()
Do you like to flip it open and watch them drool!
Have you been watching me work my phone?I'm starting to wonder!
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We're talking about real life. Not your fantasies.
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If we're talking about real life, then there is just me and my phone. Nobody is there drooling over me flipping my phone open. Hell, in real life I don't even know what I need a phone for, nobody ever calls it. Oh yeah, I know why I have it. It's so that I get those weather alert text
messages to let me know we're going to get a lot of snow dumped on us.
Mine is only used for work, and surfing Lit.![]()
At least you can do that. Hold on, 1999 is calling me................they told me that they want their phone back! 
See with my vintage 1999 phone, I can't even surf Lit!At least you can do that. Hold on, 1999 is calling me................they told me that they want their phone back!
Oh yeah, I have one of those cool flip phones for work yet and a not flip phone for my own personal use. I'm still trying to figure out why I get stuck with a flip phone for work when my boss gets an IPhone 5. I guess when you pay for all of the cell phone bills, you can get whatever phone you want.

You should say it was "stolen" and get a new one. For work I mean!![]()
Knowing my company and how cheap they are at times, they would buy a refurbished one to give to me and it probably would be another flip phone. Most guys where I work at that have cell phones need nothing more than a flip phone because that is all they would be able to figure out to use, but since I get e-mails at work, maybe I should have a phone that I can at least read my e-mails.
Oh no, bad idea. Do you really want to be available 24/7 via email? The company I work for is trying to require me to get work emails on my phone. Thankfully, it won't install on my phone.
That's why you have a work phone separately from a personal phone. When you get home and not on call and/or are done with work for the night/weekend, the work phone gets put away until the morning or Monday and then you use your personal cell phone on your own time for personal use.
Snow blows!
However, I happily arrived home to find my neighbor plowing out our alley with a blade attached to his 4wheeler. I just might have to take him some cookies tomorrow.
I still haven't figured out how to operate my monster snow blower, but that is on my to do list.
my snow blower died several years ago, but i found a guy to plow my driveway for $30 per plow, so that's convenient. even with my snow blower, my driveway is so steep and long it would take me four hours to get enough of a path to at least get out of the garage
I don't have a drive way, my garage sits on the edge of the alley, I barely have a back yard. My deck and garage take up most of the back yard. I also have a parking pad that requires snow blowing. So the only thing that needs a snow blower is the front walk, and my parking pad, but the idiot ex-husband insisted on the biggest snow blower they had. One I can't operate. He got the 2 TV's I got the monster snow blower. Seems fair.
I don't have a drive way, my garage sits on the edge of the alley, I barely have a back yard. My deck and garage take up most of the back yard. I also have a parking pad that requires snow blowing. So the only thing that needs a snow blower is the front walk, and my parking pad, but the idiot ex-husband insisted on the biggest snow blower they had. One I can't operate. He got the 2 TV's I got the monster snow blower. Seems fair.


wow this thread is dead.
So I am now just talking to myself. Typical.
The parents are moving, and I found out my mother is somewhat of a hoarder.
She actually had my girl scout uniform from 1980 in her basement.
No shit. (no it doesn't fit, and no I will not take pictures wearing it).
It's upsetting to have the parents move yet again, bigger house, feels strange. No pool this time, no woods, no solitude. we'll see.