Words you hate in a sex story

[stickygirl]

Is there a single word that can be used to describe the area of skin from the edge of a woman's pussy to the bend in her leg? That is one of my favorite parts to stimulate during oral sex but I have a hard time describing it in a story without it sounding a little wordy or off.

Flailed or living?

 

[Smarthomanid2]

vociferous has no place in a sex story

 

[EmilyMiller]

I have several words I can't stand coming across in a sex story:

Mewled: There was a great series by a fantastic writer on another forum that I truly loved, except for his constant use of "mewled" or "mewling." It made me cringe every time.

Cooed: almost as bad as mewled, but not quite.

Rut / Rutted / Rutting: absolutely terrible term for sex.

Crotch: I just had to go back and edit this word out of one of my own stories. It's just a terrible, ugly word and only works if some asshole character is getting kicked in his.

What are some words you can't stand in your smut?

EDIT: Please don't take this too seriously. I'm not telling people what words they can or cannot use.

I agree on the first two.

I do use crotch sometimes, generally referring to garments, rather that what lies beneath. E.g.

I heard the noise of Amy's return and raised my head as best I could to see her. She was transformed. Gone were the jeans, T-shirt and sneakers. Her torso was encased in a shiny black body, sleeveless and with a high collar. It was pulled tight across her breasts, with her nipples showing clearly. It was also tight in the crotch. From where it clung to her pussy, it was cut at an extreme angle, exposing skin to above her waist on the sides.

— Strapped-down & Strap-on

 

[EmilyMiller]

I have several words I can't stand coming across in a sex story:

Mewled: There was a great series by a fantastic writer on another forum that I truly loved, except for his constant use of "mewled" or "mewling." It made me cringe every time.

Cooed: almost as bad as mewled, but not quite.

Rut / Rutted / Rutting: absolutely terrible term for sex.

Crotch: I just had to go back and edit this word out of one of my own stories. It's just a terrible, ugly word and only works if some asshole character is getting kicked in his.

What are some words you can't stand in your smut?

EDIT: Please don't take this too seriously. I'm not telling people what words they can or cannot use.

I’m not fond of button to mean clitoris. Love button is even worse. I’m not an electrical appliance.

Em

 

[Smarthomanid2]

Not a fan of the word moist.

I've heard that from several people.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Not a fan of the word moist.

I find myself using it sometimes. Did in a paragraph I was writing today. But I agree it is used too much.

Em

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

"Nothing" was a common euphemism for the vagina, and Shakespeare uses it repeatedly - in particular the title "Much Ado About

Daang... King Lear hits different now...

CORDELIA

Nothing, my lord.

KING LEAR

Nothing!

CORDELIA

Nothing.

KING LEAR

Nothing will come of nothing: speak again.

CORDELIA

Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave
My heart into my mouth: I love your majesty
According to my bond; nor more nor less.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Daang... King Lear hits different now...

CORDELIA


KING LEAR


CORDELIA


KING LEAR


CORDELIA

Heh. I don't think he was using it in that sense for that particular scene, but I'm reluctant to rule out a filthy interpretation when it's Shakespeare.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Turgid.
From the thesaurus thumpers that think engorged is too mainstream. It's a terrible sounding word.

 

[dkak001]

What are some words you can't stand in your smut?

Anything misspelled!

Anything where words like there/their are swapped, etc. For some reason if you're not smart enough to write reasonably well, I don't want read your porn. (And hey, I'm not perfect. So I'll let one slide, maybe two. More than that, forget about it. I'm out!)

 

[Djmac1031]

Anything misspelled!

I'm probably slightly more forgiving than you...slightly.

In an age of computers and autocorrect, too many spelling errors are kinda unforgivable, though.

Although autocorrect has been known to screw us over from time to time lol.

I can't count how many times it's changed "but" to "bit" on me, and that's just one example.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Not a fan of the word moist.

I work with a guy who absolutely hates that word, so naturally we throw it into the conversation every chance we get, just to watch him cringe!

 

[nicechat]

Not a fan of the word moist.

Oh I agree, I think of moist as pee or sweat, derivatives of the word 'silk' I believe better describes the reward for arousal.

 

[nicechat]

Culminating

 

[lc69hunter]

I have several words I can't stand coming across in a sex story:

Mewled: There was a great series by a fantastic writer on another forum that I truly loved, except for his constant use of "mewled" or "mewling." It made me cringe every time.

Cooed: almost as bad as mewled, but not quite.

Rut / Rutted / Rutting: absolutely terrible term for sex.

Crotch: I just had to go back and edit this word out of one of my own stories. It's just a terrible, ugly word and only works if some asshole character is getting kicked in his.

What are some words you can't stand in your smut?

EDIT: Please don't take this too seriously. I'm not telling people what words they can or cannot use.

38DDD, and 12 inch cock

 

[Dearelliot]

A few but I see no reason to piss off the writers who use them regularly. So I don't like the words, maybe most people do.