Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[sweetsauce]

It's "Masturbation Month" May!

 

[DreadUK]

It's "Masturbation Month" May!

So, how does this differ from any other month..? ;-)

 

[hotternow]

It's "Masturbation Month" May!
So give it a try, what you say?

 

[Matryoshka]

It's "Masturbation Month" May!
So give it a try, what you say?
Get those hands busy

 

[weespanner]

It's "Masturbation Month" May!
So give it a try, what you say?
Get those hands busy
'Til you're in a tizzy

 

[travelmate2002]

It's "Masturbation Month" May!
So give it a try, what you say?
Get those hands busy
'Til you're in a tizzy
then just let it all spray!

 

[Cymru6969]

It's "Masturbation Month" May!
So give it a try, what you say?
Get those hands busy
'Til you're in a tizzy
then just let it all spray!

^^^^^
I'll start celebrating right now!

 

[AbsintheFather]

I'll start celebrating right now!
There's no need waiting for my Frau

 

[weespanner]

I'll start celebrating right now!
There's no need waiting for my Frau
My fingers know best

 

[AbsintheFather]

I'll start celebrating right now!
There's no need waiting for my Frau
My fingers know best
Places to be pressed

 

[weespanner]

I'll start celebrating right now!
There's no need waiting for my Frau
My fingers know best
Places to be pressed
Watch carefully, I'll show you how

 

[AbsintheFather]

I'll start celebrating right now!
There's no need waiting for my Frau
My fingers know best
Places to be pressed
Watch carefully, I'll show you how

Nice Wee!



I really wish I knew how to Skype

 

[Cymru6969]

Nice Wee!



I really wish I knew how to Skype
Just point and click to see my pipe

 

[weespanner]

I really wish I knew how to Skype
Just point and click to see my pipe
Then watch how it grows

 

[Adre]

I really wish I knew how to Skype
Just point and click to see my pipe
Then watch how it grows
As his girlfriend blows

 

[Cymru6969]

I really wish I knew how to Skype
Just point and click to see my pipe
Then watch how it grows
On four daily shows

 

[weespanner]

I really wish I knew how to Skype
Just point and click to see my pipe
Then watch how it grows
As his girlfriend blows
Make sure you give the screen a wipe!

 

[weespanner]

I really wish I knew how to Skype
Just point and click to see my pipe
Then watch how it grows
On four daily shows
Paid for with a credit card swipe

 

[Cymru6969]

I really wish I knew how to Skype
Just point and click to see my pipe
Then watch how it grows
On four daily shows
Paid for with a credit card swipe

Oh, I do wish I could stay! All the best limericksters are aboard and here's me back to work. Have fun!!

 

[Adre]

Oh, I do wish I could stay! All the best limericksters are aboard and here's me back to work. Have fun!!

Get back here you poet of Wales

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Get back here you poet of Wales
Nay let the wind luft yer full sails

 

[weespanner]

Get back here you poet of Wales
Nay let the wind luft yer full sails
And blow on your mast

 

[AbsintheFather]

Get back here you poet of Wales
Nay let the wind luft yer full sails
And blow on your mast
Lest you be harassed

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Get back here you poet of Wales
Nay let the wind luft yer full sails
And blow on your mast
Lest you be harassed
By the sound of the Siren's wails

 

[stickygirl]

Get back here you poet of Wales
Nay let the wind luft yer full sails
And blow on your mast
Lest you be harassed
Leaving marks on me back from your fingernails