Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[hotternow]

The queen, daydreaming on her throne
Of treasures and walls of stone

 

[Matryoshka]

The queen, daydreaming on her throne
Of treasures and walls of stone
Her greed beyond compare

 

[Wintermute01]

The queen, daydreaming on her throne
Of treasures and walls of stone
Her greed beyond compare
Was for all subjects laid bare

 

[hotternow]

The queen, daydreaming on her throne
Of treasures and walls of stone
Her greed beyond compare
Was for all subjects laid bare
When she gilded her knight and his bone.

 

[Cymru6969]

A knight of the realm, stalwart he

 

[hotternow]

A knight of the realm, stalwart he
Went out to the woods, just to see

 

[Cymru6969]

A knight of the realm, stalwart he
Went out to the woods, just to see
How unicorns mate

hotternow

 

[hotternow]

A knight of the realm, stalwart he
Went out to the woods, just to see
How unicorns mate
Isn't up for debate


Hi Cymru!

 

[Matryoshka]

A knight of the realm, stalwart he
Went out to the woods, just to see
How unicorns mate
Isn't up for debate
As the mare was covered by steed

 

[Cymru6969]

Here's my new list of deadly sins:

 

[mamasota]

Here's my new list of deadly sins:
Get me Absinthe, before it begins

 

[TheClownHater]

Here's my new list of deadly sins:
Get me Absinthe, before it begins
There is one in particular

 

[wombat9966]

Here's my new list of deadly sins:
Get me Absinthe, before it begins
There is one in particular
that's a real stickler

 

[Lia Monde]

Here's my new list of deadly sins:
Get me Absinthe, before it begins
There is one in particular
that's a real stickler
Never brag about sex with his twin.

 

[Lia Monde]

Clair felt sexy full of wine

 

[sweetsauce]

Clair felt sexy full of wine
She was really up for some sixty-nine

 

[wombat9966]

Clair felt sexy full of wine
She was really up for some sixty-nine
sucking all day

 

[saltysol]

Clair felt sexy full of wine
She was really up for some sixty-nine
sucking all day
the head in crotch way

 

[Matryoshka]

Clair felt sexy full of wine
She was really up for some sixty-nine
sucking all day
the head in crotch way
And still looking for leftovers to dine

 

[hotternow]

There once was a Litster so hot

 

[walkingeagle]

There once was a Litster so hot

There once was a Litster so hot
She boiled coffee in the pot

 

[walkawayrenee]

There once was a Litster so hot
That he decided to give her a shot

 

[walkingeagle]

There once was a Litster so hot
That he decided to give her a shot

There once was a Litster so hot
That he decided to give her a shot
But she frowned at his trout

 

[walkawayrenee]

There once was a Litster so hot
That he decided to give her a shot
But she frowned at his trout
And that made him doubt

 

[walkingeagle]

There once was a Litster so hot
That he decided to give her a shot
But she frowned at his trout
And that made him doubt
He shouldn't have whipped it out