Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[cliteatingman]

Seducing a Princess is challenging
Even if you want just a fling

 

[Lia Monde]

Seducing a Princess is challenging
Even if you want just a fling
She's often so spoiled

 

[lycan_hitch]

Seducing a Princess is challenging
Even if you want just a fling
She's often so spoiled

Seducing a Princess is challenging
Even if you want just a fling
She's often so spoiled
demands shining wands oiled..

 

[Cymru6969]

Seducing a Princess is challenging
Even if you want just a fling
She's often so spoiled
demands shining wands oiled
Sex nothing short of amazing

 

[Matryoshka]

Chasing butterflies in open fields

 

[Cymru6969]

Chasing butterflies in open fields
Children wield cardboard swords and shields

 

[Matryoshka]

Chasing butterflies in open fields
Children wield cardboard swords and shields
Fireflies lighting up the night

 

[Cymru6969]

Chasing butterflies in open fields
Children wield cardboard swords and shields
Fireflies lighting up the night
Moments of sheer delight

 

[HellBenttoo]

Chasing butterflies in open fields
Children wield cardboard swords and shields
Fireflies lighting up the night
Moments of sheer delight
Memories harvest summer yields.

 

[weespanner]

Let's have a picnic on the beach

 

[HellBenttoo]

Let's have a picnic on the beach
Just keep your melons within my reach

 

[sweetsauce]

Let's have a picnic on the beach
With lots of booze within our reach

Wee hugs

 

[weespanner]

Let's have a picnic on the beach
Just keep your melons within my reach
They'll be full of sand


Let's have a picnic on the beach
With lots of booze within our reach
I'll have G&T

((sweets))

 

[Adre]

Let's have a picnic on the beach
Just keep your melons within my reach
They'll be full of sand
Feels good in my hand

Let's have a picnic on the beach
With lots of booze within our reach
I'll have G&T
Pours one for Wee

 

[sweetsauce]

Let's have a picnic on the beach
Just keep your melons within my reach
They'll be full of sand



Let's have a picnic on the beach
With lots of booze within our reach
I'll have G&T
Vodka just for me

 

[weespanner]

Let's have a picnic on the beach
Just keep your melons within my reach
They'll be full of sand
Feels good in my hand
But all fuzzy just like a peach



Let's have a picnic on the beach
With lots of booze within our reach
I'll have G&T
Pours one for Wee
*cough* to prepare a thankyou speech



Let's have a picnic on the beach
With lots of booze within our reach
I'll have G&T
Vodka just for me
Then let's have a double one each

 

[Adre]

Let's have a picnic on the beach
Just keep your melons within my reach
They'll be full of sand
Feels good in my hand
But all fuzzy just like a peach



Let's have a picnic on the beach
With lots of booze within our reach
I'll have G&T
Pours one for Wee
*cough* to prepare a thankyou speech



Let's have a picnic on the beach
With lots of booze within our reach
I'll have G&T
Vodka just for me
Then let's have a double one each

Oh look, Wee scored a nice triple!

 

[sweetsauce]

Oh look, Wee scored a nice triple!
Wonder if she was having a tipple

 

[weespanner]

Oh look, Wee scored a nice triple!
Wonder if she was having a tipple
Yep, doubles with you! (hic!)

 

[sweetsauce]

Oh look, Wee scored a nice triple!
Wonder if she was having a tipple
Yep, doubles with you! (hic!)
We'll have one or two

 

[weespanner]

Oh look, Wee scored a nice triple!
Wonder if she was having a tipple
Yep, doubles with you!
We'll have one or two
Too drunk to care if we show a nipple

 

[mamasota]

Nice ones ^ all

Nipples are ripe like fruit to pluck

 

[weespanner]

Nipples are ripe like fruit to pluck
And make juice if you give them a suck

((mama))

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Nipples are ripe like fruit to pluck
And make juice if you give them a suck
So tasty and plump



Hello ladies!

 

[weespanner]

Nipples are ripe like fruit to pluck
And make juice if you give them a suck
So tasty and plump
And great fun to pump

Keds