Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Adre]

With your head, oh the things you can do
The dozens of people that you can screw
The thought is the deed?
My cock has the need

 

[HellBenttoo]

With your head, oh the things you can do
The dozens of people that you can screw
The thought is the deed?
Without planting seed

 

[HellBenttoo]

With your head, oh the things you can do
The dozens of people that you can screw
The thought is the deed?
My cock has the need
Of getting acquainted with you!

 

[sweetsauce]

With your head, oh the things you can do
The dozens of people that you can screw
The thought is the deed?
My cock has the need
Should we form an orderly queue?

Adre hugs

With your head, oh the things you can do
The dozens of people that you can screw
The thought is the deed?
Without planting seed
Safe sex is the best it is true!

 

[AbsintheFather]

With your head, oh the things you can do
The dozens of people that you can screw
The thought is the deed?
Without planting seed
Your 'number' will quickly accrue

 

[HellBenttoo]

We Yanks are damned good at this too

 

[sweetsauce]

We Yanks are damned good at this too
Yes, the other Celts have left me boo-hoo

 

[HellBenttoo]

We Yanks are damned good at this too
Yes, the other Celts have left me boo-hoo
Surrounded you be

 

[AbsintheFather]

We Yanks are damned good at this too
Yes, the other Celts have left me boo-hoo
Surrounded you be
It's a party of three

 

[sweetsauce]

We Yanks are damned good at this too
Yes, the other Celts have left me boo-hoo
Surrounded you be
Be gentle with me!

 

[HellBenttoo]

We Yanks are damned good at this too
Yes, the other Celts have left me boo-hoo
Surrounded you be
It's a party of three
It looks like the middle for you.

 

[HellBenttoo]

We Yanks are damned good at this too
Yes, the other Celts have left me boo-hoo
Surrounded you be
Be gentle with me!
Oh look! this cock-up's for you!

 

[AbsintheFather]

We Yanks are damned good at this too
Yes, the other Celts have left me boo-hoo
Surrounded you be
Be gentle with me!
Nothing wrong with an international screw


And with that I'll bid you Adieu

 

[weespanner]

And with that I'll bid you Adieu
Auf wiedersehen, ciao, toodle-oo!

 

[HellBenttoo]

And with that I'll bid you Adieu
Auf wiedersehen, ciao, toodle-oo!
But we've not said hello

 

[weespanner]

And with that I'll bid you Adieu
Auf wiedersehen, ciao, toodle-oo!
But we've not said hello
T'was for AF, you know

Hellooooo HB

 

[HellBenttoo]

And with that I'll bid you Adieu
Auf wiedersehen, ciao, toodle-oo!
But we've not said hello
T'was for AF, you know
Was just trying for a smile from you!

 

[weespanner]

ha!


There's always a smile on my face

 

[mamasota]

There's always a smile on my face
And for sitting there's no better place




((((wee))))

 

[weespanner]

tee hee.....Hi ((mama))

There's always a smile on my face
And for sitting there's no better place
I can think of one

 

[Adre]

There's always a smile on my face
And for sitting there's no better place
The thought makes me hard

 

[Adre]

There's always a smile on my face
And for sitting there's no better place
I can think of one
Then let it be done

 

[weespanner]

There's always a smile on my face
And for sitting there's no better place
The thought makes me hard
Tongue in the back yard?



There's always a smile on my face
And for sitting there's no better place
I can think of one
Then let it be done
Start slowly then quicken the pace?

 

[mamasota]

There's always a smile on my face
And for sitting there's no better place
The thought makes me hard
Tongue in the back yard?
That's a great way to get to first base

 

[Adre]

There's always a smile on my face
And for sitting there's no better place
The thought makes me hard
Tongue in the back yard?
I'll spread em and make some more space