Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

"Gently used" sex toys on EBay
On special sale just for today
"Buy It Now" strap-ons
In silver and bronze

 

[Cymru6969]

"Gently used" sex toys on EBay
On special sale just for today
"Buy It Now" strap-ons
In silver and bronze
The gold one belonged to Man Ray!

 

[Cymru6969]

Any girls like to have ass licked?

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Any girls like to have ass licked?
while having their little clit flicked

 

[weespanner]

Any girls like to have ass licked?
Need my glasses, I thought that said 'kicked'

 

[Cymru6969]

Any girls like to have ass licked?
while having their little clit flicked
*Shyly raises hand*



Any girls like to have ass licked?
Need my glasses, I thought that said 'kicked' LOL!
Tongues not fisticuffs

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Any girls like to have ass licked?
while having their little clit flicked
*Shyly raises hand*
Pleads for licking her gland



Any girls like to have ass licked?
Need my glasses, I thought that said 'kicked' LOL!
Tongues not fisticuffs
Best for licking muffs

 

[weespanner]

Any girls like to have ass licked?
while having their little clit flicked
*Shyly raises hand*
Pleads for licking her gland
Must confess I'm a little addict


Any girls like to have ass licked?
Need my glasses, I thought that said 'kicked'
Tongues not fisticuffs
Best for licking muffs
Ich bin Deutsch und ich möchte mein ficked!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

volunteers to satisfy wee

 

[Cymru6969]

volunteers to satisfy wee
Then get in queue right behind me

 

[weespanner]

volunteers to satisfy wee
Then get in queue right behind me
First cum, last served

 

[Cymru6969]

volunteers to satisfy wee
Then get in queue right behind me
First cum, last served
Very nice! Well perved

 

[kedsnbourbon]

volunteers to satisfy wee
Then get in queue right behind me
First cum, last served
Very nice! Well perved
Maybe she will get a DP

 

[weespanner]

They say two heads are better than one

 

[kedsnbourbon]

They say two heads are better than one
I won't ever know, but you have fun!

 

[weespanner]

They say two heads are better than one
I won't ever know, but you have fun!
I roast, but don't spit

 

[kedsnbourbon]

They say two heads are better than one
I won't ever know, but you have fun!
I roast, but don't spit
You like sauce on your clit?

 

[weespanner]

They say two heads are better than one
I won't ever know, but you have fun!
I roast, but don't spit
You like sauce on your clit?
Or even a hot glossy bun?

 

[Lia Monde]

Beth's micro-mini was revealing

 

[weespanner]

Beth's micro-mini was revealing
A lot more than it was concealing

 

[travelmate2002]

Beth's micro-mini was revealing
A lot more than it was concealing
she drew stares all round

 

[weespanner]

Beth's micro-mini was revealing
A lot more than it was concealing
she drew stares all round
Flashing her ass and mound

 

[travelmate2002]

Beth's micro-mini was revealing
A lot more than it was concealing
she drew stares all round
Flashing her ass and mound
no doubt it was quite appealing.

 

[weespanner]

....or....

Beth's micro-mini was revealing
A lot more than it was concealing
she drew stares all round
Flashing her ass and mound
Especially when she was kneeling

 

[Cymru6969]

Seth's Cooper Mini zoomed about