Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[sweetsauce]

Seth's Cooper Mini zoomed about
A "Pussy Magnet" he thought with no doubt

 

[Cymru6969]

Seth's Cooper Mini zoomed about
A "Pussy Magnet" he thought with no doubt
Top down, wind in hair


hiya sweets

 

[sweetsauce]

Seth's Cooper Mini zoomed about
A "Pussy Magnet" he thought with no doubt
Top down, wind in hair
Naked women everywhere

 

[weespanner]

((Lim folks))

Seth's Cooper Mini zoomed about
A "Pussy Magnet" he thought with no doubt
Top down, wind in hair
Naked women everywhere
Then he got a fly right up his snout!

 

[Cymru6969]

Seth's Cooper Mini zoomed about
A "Pussy Magnet" he thought with no doubt
Top down, wind in hair
Naked women everywhere
Pick one out for his trouser trout

 

[Cymru6969]

((hugs & tugs))

Listen up peeps. Can you hear me?

 

[sweetsauce]

Cymru and Wee hugs and s

Fishing can be a chancey game

 

[weespanner]

Listen up peeps. Can you hear me?
Not a word but we'll just read your plea



Fishing can be a chancey game
Hold your rod and take careful aim

 

[HellBenttoo]

Listen up peeps. Can you hear me?
Not a word but we'll just read your plea
written word upon the page



Fishing can be a chancey game
Hold your rod and take careful aim
if you should hook

 

[Cymru6969]

Listen up peeps. Can you hear me?
Not a word but we'll just read your plea
You'd better try Braille


Fishing can be a chancey game
Hold your rod and take careful aim
The lures the thing

 

[weespanner]

Listen up peeps. Can you hear me?
Not a word but we'll just read your plea
written word upon the page
Can often upstage


Fishing can be a chancey game
Hold your rod and take careful aim
if you should hook
Don't overcook


Listen up peeps. Can you hear me?
Not a word but we'll just read your plea
You'd better try Braille
Fingers never fail


Fishing can be a chancey game
Hold your rod and take careful aim
The lures the thing
Let's hope it can bring

 

[Cymru6969]

Listen up peeps. Can you hear me?
Not a word but we'll just read your plea
written word upon the page
Can often upstage
The daft Speakers Corner banshee


Fishing can be a chancey game
Hold your rod and take careful aim
if you should hook
Don't overcook
Enjoy filet of fresh-caught dame


Listen up peeps. Can you hear me?
Not a word but we'll just read your plea
You'd better try Braille
Fingers never fail
Not on the ribs! I'm tickley!!


Fishing can be a chancey game
Hold your rod and take careful aim
The lures the thing
Let's hope it can bring
A prized catch who wants just the same

 

[sweetsauce]

Applause for the dedicated work folks!!

 

[Cymru6969]

We Celtic peoples own this thread!

 

[sweetsauce]

We Celtic peoples own this thread!
We like it here it must be said

 

[AbsintheFather]

We Celtic peoples own this thread!
Aw bull, go write some Haiku instead

 

[HellBenttoo]

We Celtic peoples own this thread!
We like it here it must be said
sad Yank retreats

 

[AbsintheFather]

We Celtic peoples own this thread!
We like it here it must be said
sad Yank retreats
This is no defeat!

 

[HellBenttoo]

We Celtic peoples own this thread!
We like it here it must be said
sad Yank retreats
This is no defeat!
As reinforcements rise from bed!

 

[sweetsauce]

lol you guys are very funny! Let no lymerick be left behind though....

We Celtic peoples own this thread!
Aw bull, go write some Haiku instead
Never been there

 

[AbsintheFather]

lol you guys are very funny! Let no lymerick be left behind though....





We Celtic peoples own this thread!
Aw bull, go write some Haiku instead
Never been there
Well, pull up a chair

 

[HellBenttoo]

We Celtic peoples own this thread!
Aw bull, go write some Haiku instead
Never been there
Well, pull up a chair
Now count syllables in your head.

 

[sweetsauce]

With your head, oh the things you can do

 

[HellBenttoo]

With your head, oh the things you can do
The dozens of people that you can screw

 

[sweetsauce]

With your head, oh the things you can do
The dozens of people that you can screw
The thought is the deed?