Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

Better late than never, he said
Now drop down and give me some head!
She went down on her knees
He didn't even say Please
She left flushed but very well-fed

 

[HellBenttoo]

Better late than never, he said
Now drop down and give me some head!
She went down on her knees
He didn't even say Please
As it turned into a cocksucking thread!

 

[Cymru6969]

Their hotel tryst began at noon

 

[HellBenttoo]

Their hotel tryst began at noon
It would end with the setting moon

 

[Cymru6969]

Their hotel tryst began at noon
It would end with the setting moon
Some kink by the sink

 

[mamasota]

Their hotel tryst began at noon
It would end with the setting moon
Not nearly enough time

 

[Adre]

Their hotel tryst began at noon
It would end with the setting moon
Some kink by the sink
A taste of the pink

 

[Adre]

their hotel tryst began at noon
It would end with the setting moon
Not nearly enough time
To write a crass rhyme

 

[Cymru6969]

Their hotel tryst began at noon
It would end with the setting moon
Some kink by the sink
A taste of the pink
Playing her like an old love tune

Their hotel tryst began at noon
It would end with the setting moon
Not nearly enough time
To write a crass rhyme
Yet enough to tap her sweet poon

 

[AbsintheFather]

The hotel prefered to charge by the hour

 

[sweetsauce]

The hotel prefered to charge by the hour
So classy you had to pay for the power!

 

[HellBenttoo]

The hotel prefered to charge by the hour
So classy you had to pay for the power!
but there's porn on the tube

 

[sweetsauce]

The hotel prefered to charge by the hour
So classy you had to pay for the power!
but there's porn on the tube
Bring your own lube

 

[Cymru6969]

The hotel prefered to charge by the hour
So classy you had to pay for the power!
but there's porn on the tube
and we're smoking this doob

 

[AbsintheFather]

The hotel prefered to charge by the hour
So classy you had to pay for the power!
but there's porn on the tube
and we're smoking this doob
Then it's time for another shower

 

[AbsintheFather]

Sorry sweets, missed this one . . . .


The hotel prefered to charge by the hour
So classy you had to pay for the power!
but there's porn on the tube
Bring your own lube
The sweet stuff, don't bring the sour

 

[Cymru6969]

She literally climbed the walls

 

[sweetsauce]

She literally climbed the walls
So great her need for booty calls

 

[HellBenttoo]

She literally climbed the walls
So great her need for booty calls
Her twat had an itch

 

[Cymru6969]

She literally climbed the walls
So great her need for booty calls
Her twat had an itch
And one minor glitch

 

[AbsintheFather]

She literally climbed the walls
So great her need for booty calls
Her twat had an itch
And one minor glitch
I think it jumped onto my balls

 

[Cymru6969]

That Pommard was some righteous juice!

 

[sweetsauce]

That Pommard was some righteous juice!
Les Saucilles (!), produces some premier crus

 

[tiny_tits]

That Pommard was some righteous juice!
Les Saucilles (!), produces some premier crus
When paired with a steak

 

[cliteatingman]

That Pommard was some righteous juice!
Les Saucilles (!), produces some premier crus
When paired with a steak
There's money to make