Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[sweetsauce]

The piper he played such a tune
Trying to charm that cutie called June
Seduce her he must
It's shag her or bust
He's humping her leg like a loon

 

[weespanner]

((Lim peeps!!!))

Now there's nothing wrong with a hump

 

[sweetsauce]

Now there's nothing wrong with a hump
It's fun like a hop, skip or a jump!

Wee hugs

 

[MausAss]

Now there's nothing wrong with a hump
It's fun like a hop, skip or a jump!
And it feels better

 

[weespanner]

(sweets)

Now there's nothing wrong with a hump
It's fun like a hop, skip or a jump!
And it feels better
Panties are wetter

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Now there's nothing wrong with a hump
It's fun like a hop, skip or a jump!
And it feels better
Panties are wetter
So good to feel that one last pump

 

[tiny_tits]

The threesome was her very first

 

[Cymru6969]

The threesome was her very first
Two big cocks should well quench her thirst

 

[MausAss]

The threesome was her very first
Two big cocks should well quench her thirst
But she needed a third

 

[Cymru6969]

The threesome was her very first
Two big cocks should well quench her thirst
But she needed a third
She was anal I've heard

 

[weespanner]

The threesome was her very first
Two big cocks should well quench her thirst
But she needed a third
She was anal I've heard
And screamed cos she was fit to burst!

 

[Cymru6969]

Does a quartet an orgy make?

 

[MausAss]

Does a quartet an orgy make?
Or is it considered a fake?

 

[weespanner]

Does a quartet an orgy make?
Or is it considered a fake?
If there's more than four

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Does a quartet an orgy make?
Or is it considered a fake?
If there's more than four
No space on the floor

 

[weespanner]

Does a quartet an orgy make?
Or is it considered a fake?
If there's more than four
No space on the floor
They'd be swimming in a cum lake

 

[MausAss]

She once took a swim in the night

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She once took a swim in the night
The moonlight painted her just right

 

[weespanner]

She once took a swim in the night
The moonlight painted her just right
She basked in the glow

 

[MausAss]

She once took a swim in the night
The moonlight painted her just right
She basked in the glow
And went with the flow

 

[weespanner]

She once took a swim in the night
The moonlight painted her just right
She basked in the glow
And went with the flow
Til it washed her clear out of sight

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She once took a swim in the night
The moonlight painted her just right
She basked in the glow
And went with the flow
Until she was swept out of sight

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Anybody else think that's freaky?

 

[weespanner]

Anybody else think that's freaky?
"Me!" said a voice that was squeaky

 

[Goldenfire]

there once was a forum called Lit
in fact now I look, this is it
it's crazy and ace
it's my favorite place
I like it more than a bit.