Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Lia Monde]

That Pommard was some righteous juice!
Les Saucilles (!), produces some premier crus
When paired with a steak
There's money to make
Because eating them makes our inhibitions loose.

 

[tiny_tits]

Hooked up with a Litster last night

 

[jameslewis]

Hooked up with a Litster last night
Tequila made me high as a kite

 

[tiny_tits]

Hooked up with a Litster last night
Tequila made me high as a kite
First we took Am Pics

 

[sweetsauce]

Hooked up with a Litster last night
Tequila made me high as a kite
First we took Am Pics
Dirty sex just for kicks

 

[Cymru6969]

Hooked up with a Litster last night
Tequila made me high as a kite
First we took Am Pics
Dirty sex just for kicks
A random and carnal delight

 

[sweetsauce]

Cymru

A date for some cocktails sound good

 

[Cymru6969]

sauce

A date for some cocktails sound good
My cock and your tail, understood?

 

[sweetsauce]

A date for some cocktails sound good
My cock and your tail, understood?
A meeting of minds?

 

[Cymru6969]

A date for some cocktails sound good
My cock and your tail, understood?
A meeting of minds?
Minding our behinds

 

[AbsintheFather]

A date for some cocktails sound good
My cock and your tail, understood?
A meeting of minds?
Minding our behinds
I think I'll just watch from the woods



g'day friends

 

[HellBenttoo]

So he hid and he watched from the trees

 

[sweetsauce]

AF hugs and s

Young Tom, he peeped from close by

 

[PrurientProf]

Young Tom, he peeped from close by
The last thing you'd call him was shy

 

[tiny_tits]

Young Tom, he peeped from close by
The last thing you'd call him was shy
He'd hide in the closet

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Young Tom, he peeped from close by
The last thing you'd call him was shy
He'd hide in the closet
And put on a corset

 

[weespanner]

Young Tom, he peeped from close by
The last thing you'd call him was shy
He'd hide in the closet
And put on a corset
And tugged on some stockings thigh high

 

[mamasota]

((((Buenos días limmers)))))

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So he hid and he watched from the trees
Shocked to see guess who on her knees

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Hi mama and wee!


So he hid and he watched from the trees
Shocked to see guess who on her knees
T'was his wife, oh no!

 

[weespanner]

So he hid and he watched from the trees
Shocked to see guess who on her knees
T'was his wife, oh no!
His she'd never blow!

((mama & keds))

 

[kedsnbourbon]

So he hid and he watched from the trees
Shocked to see guess who on her knees
T'was his wife, oh no!
His she'd never blow!
She needs someone harder to please.

 

[sweetsauce]

Mama! Wee! Keds! hugs

The piper he played such a tune

 

[mamasota]

((((( saucey))))


The piper he played such a tune
Trying to charm that cutie called June

 

[sweetsauce]

The piper he played such a tune
Trying to charm that cutie called June
Seduce her he must

{{{mama!}}}

 

[Cymru6969]

The piper he played such a tune
Trying to charm that cutie called June
Seduce her he must
It's shag her or bust

Everyone