Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

Is this a paid gig or freebie?
And is it called 'Peace of Ass', maybe?
If it's free, count me in
Me too! let's begin!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Is this a paid gig or freebie?
And is it called 'Peace of Ass', maybe?
If it's free, count me in
Pro Bono is not a sin

 

[jameslewis]

Is this a paid gig or freebie?
And is it called 'Peace of Ass', maybe?
If it's free, count me in
Me too! let's begin!
Let's make this all that it can be.

 

[Cymru6969]

She's free, yet anything but cheap

 

[weespanner]

She's free, yet anything but cheap
If you want a bargain shag a sheep

 

[AbsintheFather]

She's free, yet anything but cheap
If you want a bargain shag a sheep
I've got a whole flock

 

[weespanner]

She's free, yet anything but cheap
If you want a bargain shag a sheep
I've got a whole flock
And a wooly cock?

 

[weespanner]

She's free, yet anything but cheap
If you want a bargain shag a sheep
I've got a whole flock
And a wooly cock?
Or do you count them 'til you sleep?

ok, shoot me! ((Jett))

 

[Cymru6969]

She's free, yet anything but cheap
If you want a bargain shag a sheep
I've got a whole flock
And a wooly cock?
Or do you count them 'til you sleep?

ok, shoot me! ((Jett))

Phew! The Welshman in me was getting nervous at how this one might conclude

 

[weespanner]

She's free, yet anything but cheap
If you want a bargain shag a sheep
I've got a whole flock
And a wooly cock?
Or do you fuck them 'til you sleep?

Phew! The Welshman in me was getting nervous at how this one might conclude

....better?

 

[AbsintheFather]

....better?

Much . . .


Being a Shepherd sure has it's perks

 

[Cymru6969]

....better?

Indeed!

 

[Cymru6969]

Being a Shepherd sure has it's perks
Like no office mates who are jerks

 

[weespanner]

Being a Shepherd sure has it's perks
Like no office mates who are jerks
And loads of fresh air

 

[AbsintheFather]

Being a Shepherd sure has it's perks
Like no office mates who are jerks
And loads of fresh air
But just be aware

 

[weespanner]

Being a Shepherd sure has it's perks
Like no office mates who are jerks
And loads of fresh air
But just be aware
You'll be driving tractors, not merc's!

 

[sweetsauce]

lmao...love the latest lymericks everyone Cymru, like you I felt obliged to protect the sheep...they have feelings too!

While walking the fields one fine day

 

[Midnight_Man]

While walking the fields one fine day
Mary saw some lambs and wanted to play

 

[Shadowmist99]

While walking the fields one fine day
Mary saw some lambs and wanted to play
The shepherd was near

 

[sweetsauce]

While walking the fields one fine day
Mary saw some lambs and wanted to play
She dropped to her knees


<please God don't let this go down the bestiality route>

 

[1sickbastard]

While walking the fields one fine day
Mary saw some lambs and wanted to play
She dropped to her knees
Too eager to please

<please God don't let this go down the bestiality route>

 

[cliteatingman]

While walking the fields one fine day
Mary saw some lambs and wanted to play
She dropped to her knees
Too eager to please
And boy oh boy did she pay

 

[sweetsauce]

While walking the fields one fine day
Mary saw some lambs and wanted to play
The shepherd was near
He patted her rear



While walking the fields one fine day
Mary saw some lambs and wanted to play
She dropped to her knees
Too eager to please
The shepherd then had her his way!

 

[jameslewis]

While walking the fields one fine day
Mary saw some lambs and wanted to play
The shepherd was near
He patted her rear
Then they flocked the afternoon away.

 

[Cymru6969]

The beast in me emerges now