Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[mamasota]

(((((Cym)))))


FIFA means: Fingers In Friends Ass
I'll take Nº 10 for the pass

 

[stickygirl]

FIFA means: Fingers In Friends Ass
I'll take Nº 10 for the pass
So here's a red card

 

[Cymru6969]

FIFA means: Fingers In Friends Ass
I'll take Nº 10 for the pass
So here's a red card
Does that mean I'm barred?

Sticky & Mama

 

[sweetsauce]

FIFA means: Fingers In Friends Ass
I'll take Nº 10 for the pass
So here's a red card
Does that mean I'm barred?
Yes! A pass in the ass is so crass!

 

[mamasota]

FIFA means: Fingers In Friends Ass
I'll take Nº 10 for the pass
So here's a red card
Does that mean I'm barred?
Not from my midfield on the grass





Sticky & Mama

 

[Cymru6969]

I prefer turf on my playing field

 

[TomBoner]

I prefer turf on my playing field
A trimmed patch that isn't concealed

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I prefer turf on my playing field
A trimmed patch that isn't concealed
A slick landing strip

 

[weespanner]

I prefer turf on my playing field
A trimmed patch that isn't concealed
A slick landing strip
Beneath a lace slip

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I prefer turf on my playing field
A trimmed patch that isn't concealed
A slick landing strip
Beneath a lace slip
Your pussy to my cock, would yield.

 

[weespanner]

Talking of grass - fancy a puff?

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Talking of grass - fancy a puff?
You know I swore off of that stuff

 

[weespanner]

Talking of grass - fancy a puff?
You know I swore off of that stuff
Just share one with me

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Talking of grass - fancy a puff?
You know I swore off of that stuff
Just share one with me
We'll have it for tea

 

[weespanner]

Talking of grass - fancy a puff?
You know I swore off of that stuff
Just share one with me
We'll have it for tea
Be careful tho, this is strong stuff!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Oh dear, what will happen to me?

 

[weespanner]

Oh dear, what will happen to me?
Wake up! You're asleep on my knee!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Oh dear, what will happen to me?
Wake up! You're asleep on my knee!
Not far from your lips

 

[weespanner]

Oh dear, what will happen to me?
Wake up! You're asleep on my knee!
Not far from your lips
So in your tongue dips

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Oh dear, what will happen to me?
Wake up! You're asleep on my knee!
Not far from your lips
So in your tongue dips
Ohhhhhh... I'm being seduced by Wee.

 

[jameslewis]

With women this gent had no luck

 

[Lia Monde]

With women this gent had no luck
No matter what, they just wouldn't fuck

 

[sweetsauce]

With women this gent had no luck
No matter what, they just wouldn't fuck
But given time

 

[jameslewis]

With women this gent had no luck
No matter what, they just wouldn't fuck
But given time
And tequila with lime

 

[TomBoner]

With women this gent had no luck
No matter what, they just wouldn't fuck
But given time
And tequila with lime
Perhaps he can get a quick suck!