Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[kedsnbourbon]

They're all over six foot tall too
So they get an incredible view
Looking down your shirt
To see if they're pert
A pleasure reserved for just a few

 

[stickygirl]

There's nothing like scansion and rhyme

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There's nothing like scansion and rhyme
Naughty verse, in three-quarters time

 

[stickygirl]

There's nothing like scansion and rhyme
Naughty verse, in three-quarters time
But try as you might

 

[weespanner]

There's nothing like scansion and rhyme
Naughty verse, in three-quarters time
But try as you might
If the rhythm's shite

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There's nothing like scansion and rhyme
Naughty verse, in three-quarters time
But try as you might
If the rhythm's shite
Orgasms would be less than sublime

 

[Cymru6969]

All Ingerland, by the telly

 

[1sickbastard]

All Ingerland, by the telly
the kippers gone rancid and smelly

 

[kedsnbourbon]

All Ingerland, by the telly
the kippers gone rancid and smelly
What has their eyes glued?

 

[1sickbastard]

All Ingerland, by the telly
The kippers gone rancid and smelly
What has their eyes glued?
Is it dirty and rude?

 

[kedsnbourbon]

All Ingerland, by the telly
The kippers gone rancid and smelly
What has their eyes glued?
Is it dirty and rude?
Mmmmmm... just her flat little belly

 

[1sickbastard]

That last limerick made absolutely no sense.

 

[weespanner]

That last limerick made absolutely no sense.
A bit like the English defense

 

[sweetsauce]

That last limerick made absolutely no sense.
We had no control where it went

 

[stickygirl]

That last limerick made absolutely no sense.
A bit like the English defense
I'd better go and see


That last limerick made absolutely no sense.
We had no control where it went
Like a man's wee

 

[Cymru6969]

That last limerick made absolutely no sense.
A bit like the English defense
I'd better go and see
It's over. Let it be.

That last limerick made absolutely no sense.
We had no control where it went
Like a man's wee
Post pint...or three

 

[weespanner]

That last limerick made absolutely no sense.
A bit like the English defense
I'd better go and see
It's over. Let it be.
- The team talk before the game could commence?

ooohh, how cruel of me


That last limerick made absolutely no sense.
We had no control where it went
Like a man's wee
Post pint...or three
The piss boy could make a few cents!

 

[Cymru6969]

He worked the room, glad handing each

 

[hotternow]

He worked the room, glad handing each
Getting ready to make a big speech?

 

[Cymru6969]

He worked the room, glad handing each
Getting ready to make a big speech?
Political clout

 

[hotternow]

He worked the room, glad handing each
Getting ready to make a big speech?
Political clout
The vote, getting out

 

[saltysol]

He worked the room, glad handing each
Getting ready to make a big speech?
Political clout
The vote, getting out
Making promises he soon would breech

 

[hotternow]

I'm taking account of my life




Good morning

 

[Cymru6969]

I'm taking account of my life
Those bed post notches carved by knife

 

[weespanner]

I'm taking account of my life
Those bed post notches carved by knife
I have one or two