Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[stickygirl]

Her boobies were sought after by Munky,
The ornothologist's flunky,

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Her boobies were sought after by Munky,
The ornothologist's flunky,
Such perky nipples

 

[LusterMunky]

Her boobies were sought after by Munky,
The ornothologist's flunky,
Such perky nipples
Turned Munky to pickles

 

[hotternow]

Her boobies were sought after by Munky,
The ornothologist's flunky,
Such perky nipples
Turned Munky to pickles
And turned his spunky too funky!

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Her boobies were sought after by Munky,
The ornothologist's flunky,
Such perky nipples
Turned Munky to pickles
Making him a certified sex junkie!

 

[LusterMunky]

The gurlz of Lit like each other

 

[Dan638]

The gurlz of Lit like each other
They like squishing their boobies together

 

[LusterMunky]

The gurlz of Lit like each other
They like squishing their boobies together
Until Munky shows up

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The gurlz of Lit like each other
They like squishing their boobies together
Until Munky shows up
Just back from Europe

 

[thesexdoktor]

She giggled and ran to the shower
To rinse off the cum from her flower
Her arousal still fresh

that she hoped it would mesh
with the big cock that offered the power

 

[mamasota]

Some days the limmers are confusing

 

[MausAss]

Some days the limmers are confusing
Must be because of the boozing

 

[stickygirl]

Some days the limmers are confusing
Must be because of the boozing
If they've popped their cork

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Some days the limmers are confusing
Must be because of the boozing
If they've popped their cork
Call them a dork

 

[jacktar48]

Some days the limmers are confusing
Must be because of the boozing
If they've popped their cork
Call them a dork
For they're not in the least amusing.

 

[mamasota]

When the bartender announced it was "last call"

 

[cliteatingman]

When the bartender announced it was "last call"
The drunkard began to ball

 

[Dan638]

When the bartender announced it was "last call"
The drunkard began to ball
His glass almost empty

 

[weespanner]

When the bartender announced it was "last call"
The drunkard began to ball
His glass almost empty
The barmaid was tempty

 

[CapnCuddly]

When the bartender announced it was "last call"
The drunkard began to ball
His glass almost empty
The barmaid was tempty
And she knew that his pecker was small

 

[Dan638]

Standing in the crowded train

 

[Shadowmist99]

Standing in the crowded train
Imagining a daisy chain

 

[TomBoner]

Standing in the crowded train
Imagining a daisy chain
Both lovers and friends

 

[Dan638]

Standing in the crowded train
Imagining a daisy chain
Both lovers and friends
Connected at both ends

 

[stickygirl]

Standing in the crowded train
Imagining a daisy chain
Both lovers and friends
Connected at both ends
Their locos and tunnels aflame