Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Dan638]

There she was with a dick in each hand

 

[HellBenttoo]

There she was with a dick in each hand
Playing those skinflutes to beat the band

 

[texou]

There she was with a dick in each hand
Playing those skinflutes to beat the band
When they both began cumming

 

[HellBenttoo]

There she was with a dick in each hand
Playing those skinflutes to beat the band
When they both began cumming
She was frantically strumming

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There she was with a dick in each hand
Playing those skinflutes to beat the band
When they both began cumming
She was frantically strumming
Hoping on her breasts it would land

 

[weespanner]

There she was with a dick in each hand
Playing those skinflutes to beat the band
When they both began cumming
She was frantically strumming
As she felt those hard cocks expand

 

[Lia Monde]

Her bustier made her seem bustier

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her bustier made her seem bustier
Which made all the men lustier

 

[HellBenttoo]

Her bustier made her seem bustier
Which made all the men lustier
Nude above and below

 

[weespanner]

Her bustier made her seem bustier
Which made all the men lustier
Nude above and below
Wearing perfume, tho

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her bustier made her seem bustier
Which made all the men lustier
Nude above and below
Wearing perfume, tho
The combo made them thrustier

 

[weespanner]

...or crustier!

 

[Dan638]

She could suck the chrome off a bumper

 

[hotternow]

She could suck the chrome off a bumper
Her technique, it was quite a stumper

 

[TwoShades]

She could suck the chrome off a bumper
Her technique, it was quite a stumper
One year at the state fair

 

[travelmate2002]

She could suck the chrome off a bumper
Her technique, it was quite a stumper
One year at the state fair
she had dared to bare

 

[jameslewis]

She could suck the chrome off a bumper
Her technique, it was quite a stumper
One year at the state fair
she had dared to bare
herself, and ask "could he dump her?"

 

[1sickbastard]

She could suck the chrome off a bumper
Her technique, it was quite a stumper
One year at the state fair
she had dared to bare
And the guys lined up to pump'er

 

[wombat9966]

The Mayor passed a brand new law

 

[sweetsauce]

The Mayor passed a brand new law
He hadn't recovered from what he saw

 

[travelmate2002]

The Mayor passed a brand new law
He hadn't recovered from what he saw
'No humping in the park'

 

[Dan638]

The Mayor passed a brand new law
He hadn't recovered from what he saw
'No humping in the park'
With chickens after dark

 

[PrurientProf]

The Mayor passed a brand new law
He hadn't recovered from what he saw
'No humping in the park'
With chickens after dark
The visual is much too raw

 

[stickygirl]

The Mayor passed a brand new law
He hadn't recovered from what he saw
'No humping in the park
With chickens after dark'
That's not what laying hens are for!

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

She had been doing 85 in a 35 zone