Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[HellBenttoo]

She had been doing 85 in a 35 zone
Jammin' to the music, "Bad to the Bone"

 

[stickygirl]

She had been doing 85 in a 35 zone
Jammin' to the music, "Bad to the Bone"
Her mind was all set

 

[Lia Monde]

She had been doing 85 in a 35 zone
Jammin' to the music, "Bad to the Bone"
Her mind was all set
When an Officer she met

 

[HellBenttoo]

She had been doing 85 in a 35 zone
Jammin' to the music, "Bad to the Bone"
Her mind was all set
When an Officer she met
Now she's walking, just kicking a stone.

 

[Lia Monde]

To celebrate the 4th, she banged

 

[WetBiMoose]

To celebrate the 4th, she banged
She took on a whole biker gang

 

[mamasota]

To celebrate the 4th, she banged
She took on a whole biker gang
Prodded and pumped, she begged for more







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[WetBiMoose]

To celebrate the 4th, she banged
She took on a whole biker gang
Prodded and pumped, she begged for more
She fucked on the walls and the ceiling and floor

 

[mamasota]

To celebrate the 4th, she banged
She took on a whole biker gang
Prodded and pumped, she begged for more
She fucked on the walls and the ceiling and floor
Wet dreaming 'til her alarm clock rang








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[WetBiMoose]

Mamasota makes me weak in the knees

 

[Midnight_Man]

Mamasota makes me weak in the knees
Just knowing she's ready to please

 

[WetBiMoose]

Mamasota makes me weak in the knees
Just knowing she's ready to please
I could lick and tease her all day

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Mamasota makes me weak in the knees
Just knowing she's ready to please
I could lick and tease her all day
And roll with her in the hay

 

[WetBiMoose]

Mamasota makes me weak in the knees
Just knowing she's ready to please
I could lick and tease her all day
And roll with her in the hay
But it would probably end with a sneeze!

 

[Lia Monde]

Uncle Sam came when the fireworks blew

 

[sweetsauce]

Uncle Sam came when the fireworks blew
With a flash and a bang he covered a few

 

[Lia Monde]

Uncle Sam came when the fireworks blew
With a flash and a bang he covered a few
They all smiled and saluted

 

[WetBiMoose]

Uncle Sam came when the fireworks blew
With a flash and a bang he covered a few
They all smiled and saluted
All their doubts were refuted

 

[mamasota]

Uncle Sam came when the fireworks blew
With a flash and a bang he covered a few
They all smiled and saluted
All their doubts were refuted
Gives a whole new meaning to "I WantYou!"




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[sweetsauce]

great finish Mama hugs

He wandered alone in Bombay

 

[mamasota]

TY saucey, must be the Peach Schnapps

He wandered alone in Bombay
Looking for a nice place to stay

 

[1sickbastard]

He wandered alone in Bombay
Looking for a nice place to stay
She offered him gin

 

[WetBiMoose]

He wandered alone in Bombay
Looking for a nice place to stay
She offered him gin
And then beckoned him in

 

[Lia Monde]

He wandered alone in Bombay
Looking for a nice place to stay
She offered him gin
And then beckoned him in

So he paid to stay and to play

 

[LusterMunky]

Her boobies were sought after by Munky