Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Lia Monde]

Her bra they couldn't contain

 

[travelmate2002]

Her bra they couldn't contain
the straps taut with the strain

 

[boy_wonder]

circle circle,
call me urkle !

 

[Redrosewitch]

Her bra they couldn't contain
the straps taut with the strain
With one careless move

 

[AbsintheFather]

Her bra they couldn't contain
the straps taut with the strain
With one careless move
Mom would disapprove

 

[weespanner]

Her bra they couldn't contain
the straps taut with the strain
With one careless move
Mom would disapprove
'Get those nipples tucked in again!'

 

[MattWolf]

There once was a man who said "fuck!

 

[weespanner]

There once was a man who said "fuck!"
When the cock ring on his willy stuck

 

[PrurientProf]

There once was a man who said "fuck!"
When the cock ring on his willy stuck
In order to get off

 

[weespanner]

There once was a man who said "fuck!"
When the cock ring on his willy stuck
In order to get off
She asked him to cough
Then lubed him up with a good suck

oops!!...couldn't resist!

Hey PP

 

[PrurientProf]

When reviving a limerick thread



Hiya wee one. Great to see you here again.

 

[weespanner]

likewise

When reviving a limerick thread
Try to keep the rules in your head

 

[PrurientProf]

When reviving a limerick thread
Try to keep the rules in your head
'Cause if you transgress

 

[weespanner]

When reviving a limerick thread
Try to keep the rules in your head
'Cause if you transgress
Others will post less

 

[PrurientProf]

When reviving a limerick thread
Try to keep the rules in your head
'Cause if you transgress
Others will post less
And the thread, alas, will be dead.

 

[Lia Monde]

When reviving a limerick thread
Try to keep the rules in your head
'Cause if you transgress
Others will post less
And the thread, alas, will be dead.

A dead thread would certainly be sad

 

[PrurientProf]

A dead thread would certainly be sad

A dead thread would certainly be sad
In fact, 'twould make me quite mad

 

[weespanner]

A dead thread would certainly be sad
In fact, 'twould make me quite mad
If we couldn't rhyme

 

[Lia Monde]

A dead thread would certainly be sad
In fact, 'twould make me quite mad
If we couldn't rhyme
How would we pass time

 

[PrurientProf]

A dead thread would certainly be sad
In fact, 'twould make me quite mad
If we couldn't rhyme
How would we pass time
When there's plenty of fun to be had?

 

[weespanner]

or

A dead thread would certainly be sad
In fact, 'twould make me quite mad
If we couldn't rhyme
How would we pass time
- Playing candy crush on the ipad


prefer yours PP

 

[PrurientProf]

or

A dead thread would certainly be sad
In fact, 'twould make me quite mad
If we couldn't rhyme
How would we pass time
- Playing candy crush on the ipad


prefer yours PP

they both work just fine, Wee one

 

[Lia Monde]

The sexy MILF knew how to disrobe

 

[travelmate2002]

The sexy MILF knew how to disrobe
at the doctor's preparing for the probe

 

[Lia Monde]

The sexy MILF knew how to disrobe
at the doctor's preparing for the probe
His hands were icy cold