Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

In his mind, he was still twenty-one
and a woman loving son of a gun
He flirted with teens
Who tented his jeans
As he let his wild fantasies run

 

[Lia Monde]

In his mind, he was still twenty-one
and a woman loving son of a gun
He flirted with teens
Who tented his jeans
Until his date ran off with his son.

 

[Lia Monde]

Dee was a beautiful flower

 

[PrurientProf]

Dee was a beautiful flower
Especially when clean from the shower

 

[Lia Monde]

Dee was a beautiful flower
Especially when clean from the shower
Her fragrance was sweet

 

[PrurientProf]

Dee was a beautiful flower
Especially when clean from the shower
Her fragrance was sweet
She was such a treat

 

[Lia Monde]

Dee was a beautiful flower
Especially when clean from the shower
Her fragrance was sweet
She was such a treat
All men she would overpower

 

[mamasota]

My sexy neighbor next door

 

[Lia Monde]

My sexy neighbor next door
Had a body that I could adore

 

[AbsintheFather]

My sexy neighbor next door
Had a body that I could adore
He had no shades

 

[Lia Monde]

My sexy neighbor next door
Had a body that I could adore
He had no shades
So flaunted for maids

 

[AbsintheFather]

My sexy neighbor next door
Had a body that I could adore
He had no shades
So flaunted for maids
Who cheered and shouted "more"

 

[AbsintheFather]

She claimed I'm not really a stalker

 

[Lia Monde]

She claimed I'm not really a stalker
Still, her actions were quite a shocker

 

[travelmate2002]

She claimed I'm not really a stalker
Still, her actions were quite a shocker
sending him notes

 

[Lia Monde]

She claimed I'm not really a stalker
Still, her actions were quite a shocker
sending him notes
and grabbed his throat

 

[travelmate2002]

She claimed I'm not really a stalker
Still, her actions were quite a shocker
sending him notes
and grabbing his throat
called him a moth**r fuc*er.

 

[mamasota]

Billy Boy was a sweet sexy flirt

 

[AbsintheFather]

Billy Boy was a sweet sexy flirt
He didn't care if the girls got hurt

 

[mamasota]

Billy Boy was a sweet sexy flirt
He didn't care if the girls got hurt
His looks made them swoon

 

[AbsintheFather]

Billy Boy was a sweet sexy flirt
He didn't care if the girls got hurt
His looks made them swoon
And he got plenty of poon

 

[Lia Monde]

Billy Boy was a sweet sexy flirt
He didn't care if the girls got hurt
His looks made them swoon
And he got plenty of poon
As they raced to get out of their skirts

 

[Lia Monde]

The Pilgrims were all very lusty

 

[cliteatingman]

The Pilgrims were all very lusty
The women were all very busty

 

[LoveToLurk]

The Pilgrims were all very lusty
The women were all very busty
With the great feast on their minds