Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[travelmate2002]

The sexy MILF knew how to disrobe
at the doctor's preparing for the probe
His hands were icy cold
as he fingered every fold

 

[mamasota]

The sexy MILF knew how to disrobe
at the doctor's preparing for the probe
His hands were icy cold
as he fingered every fold
and dared to pierce her with his strobe!

 

[subdued_passion]

Hey you guys started another thread as well. I didn't see this one last night so I started a new limericks thread. Why didn't any of you link it to the old thread like I did (would've avoided the confusion)?

 

[Lia Monde]

Her skirt blew up in the wind

 

[weespanner]

Her skirt blew up on the wind
The guys around her all grinned

 

[Lia Monde]

Her skirt blew up in the wind
The guys around her all grinned
She blushed top to toe

 

[Bluespark]

Her skirt blew up in the wind
The guys around her all grinned
She blushed top to toe
Then wiggled to and froe

 

[weespanner]

Her skirt blew up in the wind
The guys around her all grinned
She blushed top to toe
Commando? Oh no!

 

[weespanner]

Her skirt blew up in the wind
The guys around her all grinned
She blushed top to toe
Then wiggled to and fro
To see which one was 'thick skinned'

 

[Lia Monde]

Her skirt blew up in the wind
The guys around her all grinned
She blushed top to toe
Commando? Oh no!
Covered her front, but exposed her behind

 

[PrurientProf]

When going out for a walk

 

[Lia Monde]

When going out for a walk
Buck hiked Samantha's frock

 

[PrurientProf]

When going out for a walk
Buck hiked Samantha's frock
He savoured the view

 

[Lia Monde]

When going out for a walk
Buck hiked Samantha's frock
He savoured the view
And wanted to screw

 

[PrurientProf]

When going out for a walk
Buck hiked Samantha's frock
He savoured the view
And wanted to screw
And quickly inserted his cock

 

[Lia Monde]

The professor was horny in class.

 

[MattWolf]

The professor was horny in class.
His eyes on the pretty girl's ass

 

[Lia Monde]

The professor was horny in class.
His eyes on the pretty girl's ass
The real lessons he taught

 

[travelmate2002]

The professor was horny in class.
His eyes on the pretty girl's ass
The real lessons he taught
all came to naught

 

[Lia Monde]

The professor was horny in class.
His eyes on the pretty girl's ass
The real lessons he taught
all came to naught
As he couldn't keep up with her, alas.

 

[AbsintheFather]

In his mind, he was still twenty-one

 

[mamasota]

Hey you guys started another thread as well. I didn't see this one last night so I started a new limericks thread. Why didn't any of you link it to the old thread like I did (would've avoided the confusion)?

The date this thread was created gives it precedence

 

[mamasota]

In his mind, he was still twenty-one
and a woman loving son of a gun

 

[weespanner]

In his mind, he was still twenty-one
and a woman loving son of a gun
He flirted with teens

 

[AbsintheFather]

In his mind, he was still twenty-one
and a woman loving son of a gun
He flirted with teens
Who tented his jeans