Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[WetBiMoose]

His craft flew straight and deep
Into her depths it did creep
Her center it found
And as he twirled it around

 

[stickygirl]

His craft flew straight and deep
Into her depths it did creep
Her center it found
And as he twirled it around
She let out a fart in her sleep

 

[TomBoner]

The say real girls never fart

 

[stickygirl]

They say real girls never fart
And that real men have no heart / a heart - can't decide

 

[jameslewis]

They say real girls never fart
And that real men have no heart
But I've smelled the stink

 

[stickygirl]

They say real girls never fart
And that real men have no heart
But I've smelled the stink
That made a skunk think

 

[WetBiMoose]

They say real girls never fart
And that real men have no heart
But I've smelled the stink
That made a skunk think
"If that came from your end, we won't start!"

 

[stickygirl]

Teared up here XD TY

 

[LusterMunky]

There once a person named Sticky

 

[WickedAlchemy]

There once a person named Sticky
who posted limericks both naughty and icky

 

[cliteatingman]

There once a person named Sticky
who posted limericks both naughty and icky
To read them was gross

 

[LusterMunky]

There once a person named Sticky
who posted limericks both naughty and icky
To read them was gross
And tough to diagnose

 

[jameslewis]

There once a person named Sticky
who posted limericks both naughty and icky
To read them was gross
And tough to diagnose
Just why it was they make you feel sicky.

 

[WickedAlchemy]

At the ballgame she did flash

 

[Lia Monde]

At the ballgame she did flash
On a bet to win some fast cash

 

[Dan638]

At the ballgame she did flash
On a bet to win some fast cash
First an amazing breast

 

[LusterMunky]

At the ballgame she did flash
On a bet to win some fast cash
First an amazing breast
She then showed all the rest

 

[travelmate2002]

At the ballgame she did flash
On a bet to win some fast cash
First an amazing breast
She then showed all the rest
which many thought a tad too rash.

 

[stickygirl]

I'm touched by your rhyming epistle

 

[HellBenttoo]

I'm touched by your rhyming epistle
Written words leave one quite wistful

 

[weespanner]

I'm touched by your rhyming epistle
Written words leave one quite wistful
Or filled with desire

 

[HellBenttoo]

I'm touched by your rhyming epistle
Written words leave one quite wistful
Or filled with desire
an unquenchable fire

 

[weespanner]

I'm touched by your rhyming epistle
Written words leave one quite wistful
Or filled with desire
an unquenchable fire
Just douse it by grabbing a fistful

 

[mamasota]

(((((wee)))))




She liked when he grabbed one or two

 

[stickygirl]

She liked when he grabbed one or two
She knew what he wanted to do