Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[BrokenRomantic]

She liked when he grabbed one or two
She knew what he wanted to do
She then spiked his drinks

 

[BrokenRomantic]

She liked when he grabbed one or two
She knew what he wanted to do
She then spiked his drinks
And discovered his kinks
The blackmailed him with pics of a few

 

[mamasota]

lol excelente, stickey, BR!


One should always mix business with pleasure

 

[TomBoner]

One should always mix business with pleasure
and enjoy it at your leisure

 

[HellBenttoo]

One should always mix business with pleasure
and enjoy it at your leisure
So hire the whore

 

[mamasota]

One should always mix business with pleasure
and enjoy it at your leisure
So hire the whore
One called "Pussy Galore"

 

[BrokenRomantic]

One should always mix business with pleasure
and enjoy it at your leisure
So hire the whore
One called "Pussy Galore"
Be sure to enjoy her gold finger

Rhyming was tough here, don't judge. lol

 

[HellBenttoo]

One should always mix business with pleasure
and enjoy it at your leisure
So hire the whore
One called "Pussy Galore"
Whose orgasms resemble a seizure.

 

[stickygirl]

When Bond settled down to some lunch

 

[texou]

When Bond settled down to some lunch
He eyed something yummy to munch

 

[weespanner]

When Bond settled down to some lunch
He eyed something yummy to munch
Her badge said 'Marie'

 

[texou]

When Bond settled down to some lunch
He eyed something yummy to munch
Her badge said 'Marie'
And it was easy to see

 

[weespanner]

When Bond settled down to some lunch
He eyed something yummy to munch
Her badge said 'Marie'
And it was easy to see
She'd been shagging the waiter since brunch

 

[texou]

Marie was a waitress in a pub

 

[weespanner]

Marie was a waitress in a pub
After work she'd rest in her hot tub

 

[texou]

Marie was a waitress in a pub
After work she'd rest in her hot tub
She adjusted the jet

 

[weespanner]

Marie was a waitress in a pub
After work she'd rest in her hot tub
She adjusted the jet
Which soon made her wet

 

[stickygirl]

Marie was a waitress in a pub
After work she'd rest in her hot tub
She adjusted the jet
But she was so wet

Ooops - same thing huh?

 

[weespanner]

no matter

Marie was a waitress in a pub
After work she'd rest in her hot tub
She adjusted the jet
But she was so wet
She came when it gushed on her nub

 

[texou]

Marie was a waitress in a pub
After work she'd rest in her hot tub
She adjusted the jet
But she was so wet
As she furiously rubbed on her nub

 

[stickygirl]

nub? Wtf is a nub? Hahaha

 

[texou]

nub? Wtf is a nub? Hahaha

You know!

 

[weespanner]

A nub is a wonderful thing

 

[texou]

A nub is a wonderful thing
Touching it can make a girl sing

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A nub is a wonderful thing
Touching it can make a girl sing
She'll hit a high note