Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

A nub is a wonderful thing
Touching it can make a girl sing
She'll hit a high note
On cloud nine she'll float

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A nub is a wonderful thing
Touching it can make a girl sing
She'll hit a high note
On cloud nine she'll float
And then treat you just like a king

 

[mamasota]

A nub is a wonderful thing
Touching it can make a girl sing
When she hits that high note

 

[stickygirl]

A nub is a wonderful thing
Touching it can make a girl sing
If playing alone


A nub is a wonderful thing
Touching it can make a girl sing
When she hits that high note
The choir take a vote

we're waay too slow mamasota ((

runs away and hides

 

[texou]

Sticky girl runs away and hides

 

[weespanner]

aaawww...come back!

((((Mama)))


A nub is a wonderful thing
Touching it can make a girl sing
If playing alone
Don't stifle your moan


A nub is a wonderful thing
Touching it can make a girl sing
When she hits that high note
The choir take a vote
And agree on the joy it can bring

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A nub is a wonderful thing
Touching it can make a girl sing
If playing alone
Don't stifle your moan
Soar with it and let it take wing


A nub is a wonderful thing
Touching it can make a girl sing
When she hits that high note
The choir take a vote
And agree on the joy it can bring

 

[texou]

Playing with it isn't a crime

 

[weespanner]

Playing with it isn't a crime
Hope not, I do it all the time!

 

[texou]

Playing with it isn't a crime
Hope not, I do it all the time!
So if you're alone

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Playing with it isn't a crime
Hope not, I do it all the time!
I do like to watch

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Playing with it isn't a crime
Hope not, I do it all the time!
So if you're alone
Call me on the phone

 

[texou]

Playing with it isn't a crime
Hope not, I do it all the time!
I do like to watch
While rubbing my crotch

 

[weespanner]

Playing with it isn't a crime
Hope not, I do it all the time!
I do like to watch
While rubbing my crotch
Til your fingers are covered in slime



Playing with it isn't a crime
Hope not, I do it all the time!
So if you're alone
Call me on the phone
Just keep listening out for the chime

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Weespanner just finished two men

 

[weespanner]

Weespanner just finished two men
I'm ready to do it again

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Weespanner just finished two men
I'm ready to do it again
Such a fervent lass

 

[weespanner]

Weespanner just finished two men
I'm ready to do it again
Such a fervent lass
I've been smoking grass
If the others come back we'll do ten!!


sorry, my fingers wouldn't stop....((Jett))

 

[texou]

He played with himself way too much

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He played with himself way too much
And longed for her soft gentle touch

 

[weespanner]

He played with himself way too much
And longed for her soft gentle touch
The kiss of her lips

 

[texou]

He played with himself way too much
And longed for her soft gentle touch
The kiss of her lips
And soft fingertips

 

[stickygirl]

He played with himself way too much
And longed for her soft gentle touch
The kiss of her lips
And soft fingertips
On the big hairy pole in his crutch

 

[weespanner]

tee hee!

She told him to give it a shave

 

[texou]

She told him to give it a shave
But his hair he wanted to save