Write Our Own Limericks - V2

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She told him to give it a shave
But his hair he wanted to save
She gave it a trim
To match her bald quim
 
She told him to give it a shave
But his hair he wanted to save
She gave it a trim
To match her bald quim
Then fucked him for being so brave ((Jett))
 
They made their way down to the river
But his newly shaved balls made him shiver Ooops


They made their way down to the river
To puke cos for lunch they'd had liver
She'd asked him for meat
 
They made their way down to the river
But his newly shaved balls made him shiver
Some shrinkage was seen


They made their way down to the river
To puke cos for lunch they'd had liver
She'd asked him for meat
Hoping for a treat
 
They made their way down to the river
But his newly shaved balls made him shiver
Some shrinkage was seen
At least it was clean!


They made their way down to the river
To puke cos for lunch they'd had liver
She'd asked him for meat
Hoping for a treat
And now his stomach was a-quiver
 
They made their way down to the river
To puke cos for lunch they'd had liver
She'd asked him for meat
Hoping for a treat
Got his underdone cock in her quiver



They made their way down to the river
But his newly shaved balls made him shiver
Some shrinkage was seen
At least it was clean!
Just a wee little dick could he give her
 
Gwen swallowed the 9 inches whole
Her talent was taking its toll
She started to gag
Then thought of that Jag
 
Gwen swallowed the 9 inches whole
Her talent was taking its toll
She started to gag
Then thought of that Jag
With the guy at the Frito Lay Bowl
 
The four in the hot tub were nude
All their bodies were hungry for food
One found a meat stick
Shaped like a big dick
 
The four in the hot tub were nude
All their bodies were hungry for food
One found a meat stick
Shaped like a big dick
good thing she was not a prude.
 
The Summer heat makes a girl sweat
No need for clothes, so don't fret!
So wear a big smile
 
The Summer heat makes a girl sweat
No need for clothes, so don't fret!
So wear a big smile
Even for a while
 
The Summer heat makes a girl sweat
No need for clothes, so don't fret!
So wear a big smile
Even for a while
To show how excited you get.
 
The Summer heat makes a girl sweat
No need for clothes, so don't fret!
So wear a big smile
Even for a while
And you'll get attention I'll bet
 
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