Write Our Own Limericks - V2

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Caffeine is good for libido
But too much makes her sexually psycho
One cup for two girls
 
Caffeine is good for libido
But too much makes her sexually psycho
One cup for two girls
Clitoris tongue twirls
 
Caffeine is good for libido
But too much makes her sexually psycho
One cup for two girls
Clitoris tongue twirls
Then sinking the hot pink torpedo
 
I've been out on a limb
wondering where you been
when clearly you don't care
does that really seem fair?
 
She eyed the baguette with a grin
And hoped she could fit it all in
Oh! The pain and the pleasure
 
She eyed the baguette with a grin
And hoped she could fit it all in
Oh! The pain and the pleasure
Quick! Get a tape measure!
 
She eyed the baguette with a grin
And hoped she could fit it all in
Oh! The pain and the pleasure
Quick! Get a tape measure!
I just wonder where else it's been
 
she is quiet, shy and innocent
but in bed was very proficient
a teacher by day
 
she is quiet, shy and innocent
but in bed was very proficient
a teacher by day
by night she will lay
 
she is quiet, shy and innocent
but in bed was very proficient
a teacher by day
by night she will lay
Ménage with Snoop Dog and 50 Cent
 
Still naked and tucked in the bed
She looked a bit flushed, cheeks of red
She let his hands roam
 
Still naked and tucked in the bed
She looked a bit flushed, cheeks of red
She let his hands roam
Over each round dome
 
Still naked and tucked in the bed
She looked a bit flushed, cheeks of red
She let his hands roam
Over each round dome
Until her hunger was fed
 
Ann gobbled oysters to increase desire
The WA state pot they were cooked with made her higher
 
Ann gobbled oysters to increase desire
The WA state pot they were cooked with made her higher
The boys lined up to lick her pearl
 
Ann gobbled oysters to increase desire
The WA state pot they were cooked with made her higher
The boys lined up to lick her pearl
She gave each one a whirl
 
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