Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Lia Monde]

Eyes drawn to cleavage not wee
And hoping to set them both free
A true buxom breakout
without any doubt
Thank God that there's two and not three!

(Nice job)

A woman from Rome had three boobs

 

[weespanner]

A woman from Rome had three boobs
And thick hairy armpits and pubes

 

[Lia Monde]

A woman from Rome had three boobs
And thick hairy armpits and pubes
So men closed their eyes

 

[weespanner]

A woman from Rome had three boobs
And thick hairy armpits and pubes
So men closed their eyes
Then got a surprise

 

[weespanner]

A woman from Rome had three boobs
And thick hairy armpits and pubes
So men closed their eyes
Then got a surprise
T'was like dousing their cock in ice-cubes!

sorry, couldn't resist! ((Jett))

 

[Lia Monde]

A gal from L.A. loved pudendum

 

[mamasota]

A gal from L.A. loved pudendum
Had a big craving to get some

 

[cliteatingman]

A gal from L.A. loved pudendum
Had a big craving to get some
So she went to dyke bars

 

[Lia Monde]

A gal from L.A. loved pudendum
Had a big craving to get some
So she went to dyke bars
And the back seats of cars

 

[cliteatingman]

A gal from L.A. loved pudendum
Had a big craving to get some
So she went to dyke bars
And the back seats of cars
Where again and again did she cum

 

[Lia Monde]

For his skill, Mark won a gold medal

 

[Cymru6969]

For his skill, Mark won a gold medal
A champion must never settle

 

[Lia Monde]

For his skill, Mark won a gold medal
A champion must never settle
His lovers were pleased

 

[Cymru6969]

For his skill, Mark won a gold medal
A champion must never settle
His lovers were pleased
Tho some were diseased

 

[mamasota]

For his skill, Mark won a gold medal
A champion must never settle
His lovers were pleased
Tho some were diseased
Which made pot look a lot like kettle!

 

[Lia Monde]

Betty wore a sexy red dress

 

[Cymru6969]

Betty wore a sexy red dress
To Sunday mass! Wow and god bless

 

[mamasota]

Betty wore a sexy red dress
To Sunday mass! Wow and god bless
While she pondered confession




u 2

 

[Lia Monde]

Betty wore a sexy red dress
To Sunday mass! Wow and god bless
While she pondered confession
She thought of sex sessions

 

[Cymru6969]

Betty wore a sexy red dress
To Sunday mass! Wow and god bless
While she pondered confession
She thought of sex sessions
In her new panties. What a mess!

 

[Lia Monde]

The soccer mom flirted at Starbucks

 

[Cymru6969]

The soccer mom flirted at Starbucks
Wondering just why her sex life sucks

 

[Lia Monde]

The soccer mom flirted at Starbucks
Wondering just why her sex life sucks
So she lifted her skirt

 

[Cymru6969]

The soccer mom flirted at Starbucks
Wondering just why her sex life sucks
So she lifted her skirt
To the barista, Bert

 

[mamasota]

The soccer mom flirted at Starbucks
Wondering just why her sex life sucks
So she lifted her skirt
To the barista, Bert
His espresso foamed over, oh fucks!