Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

Ann gobbled oysters to increase desire
The WA state pot they were cooked with made her higher
The boys lined up to lick her pearl
She gave each one a whirl
But chose the man who lit her fire

 

[Cymru6969]

The curlers retired to the bar

 

[hotternow]

The curlers retired to the bar
Their game may have been called sub-par

 

[Cymru6969]

The curlers retired to the bar
Their game may have been called sub-par
The drinks were on them

 

[hotternow]

The curlers retired to the bar
Their game may have been called sub-par
The drinks were on them
'Til the skiers came in

 

[Cymru6969]

The curlers retired to the bar
Their game may have been called sub-par
The drinks were on them
'Til the skiers came in
And broke the pianist's tip jar

 

[Lia Monde]

Biathletes do it on the run

 

[AbsintheFather]

Biathletes do it on the run
Skiing and shooting just for fun

 

[Lia Monde]

Biathletes do it on the run
Skiing and shooting just for fun
Strong, fast and steady

 

[cliteatingman]

Biathletes do it on the run
Skiing and shooting just for fun
Strong, fast and steady
To fuck they are ready

 

[cliteatingman]

Biathletes do it on the run
Skiing and shooting just for fun
Strong, fast and steady
To fuck they are ready
But never to far from a gun

 

[weespanner]

I know a French guy with a hump

 

[Cymru6969]

I know a French guy with a hump
Ugly as sin, but can he hump!!

 

[AbsintheFather]

I know a French guy with a hump
Ugly as sin, but can he hump!!
He walks with a limp

 

[weespanner]

I know a French guy with a hump
Ugly as sin, but can he hump!!
He walks with a limp
And smells like fried shrimp

 

[AbsintheFather]

I know a French guy with a hump
Ugly as sin, but can he hump!!
He walks with a limp
And smells like fried shrimp
And Esmeralda pegs him in the rump

 

[Cymru6969]

Sticking with French literary characters

Madame Bovary knew this much

 

[weespanner]

Madame Bovary knew this much
She quite liked the landowners touch

 

[Cymru6969]

Madame Bovary knew this much
She quite liked the landowners touch
With nary a care

 

[weespanner]

Madame Bovary knew this much
She quite liked the landowners touch
With nary a care
She flashed him her pair

 

[Cymru6969]

Madame Bovary knew this much
She quite liked the landowners touch
With nary a care
She flashed him her pair
Then produced condoms from her clutch

 

[Cymru6969]

Cosette saw her dad undressing

 

[weespanner]

Cosette saw her dad undressing
She giggled which he found depressing

 

[LoveToLurk]

Cosette saw her dad undressing
She giggled which he found depressing
He unfurled his cock

 

[weespanner]

Cosette saw her dad undressing
She giggled which he found depressing
He unfurled his cock
Then she got a shock
- And fainted is what I am guessing!

...((Jett))...