X-MEN : Children of the Atom (cont. from SRP Board)

[LAVA GODDESSS]

lava

doubling over in pain, i straighten myself up. a low growl/groan comes from my lips. sending a flow of lava to grab his ship, i hold him in place. slowly, i lower myself and the ship, encased in lava, towards the volcano's center. wherever this nuclear warhead was, i was going to find out (p,s. where is it?) i felt his powers striking against my lava walls. however, the closer i got to the volcano, the stronger i became. my feet were inches from the volcano. the ship began to melt away. i see the man again, the ship melted from him, he turns around. "that's what you get for hitting a lady. i swiftly appear before him. a quick swift kick to the jaw and a roundhouse to the chest, leave him stumbling backwards. i sneer at him. before he can fall into the volcano. i stop him, holding on to him. my face inches from his, "don't piss me off." my hands began to melt through his suit, as well as the unbearable temperature of the volcano.

 

[poohlive]

Ooc: Didn't leave me a clear path to follow, but I will make one... like I always do.


Spiderman quickly looks up at the ship, what a site. Lava was actually taking Magneto to school, or to Mutant college, or wherever.
He quickly web's his way up there, standing triumphantly beside Lava, well as close to her as he could stand.
"I eat Spider's for breakfast," he turns around to see a toad like creature before him.
Spiderman laughs, "I don't have any candy for you so..." The toad pick him up, hurling him off the ship. For a little squirt he has amazing strength.
Spiderman sends out a string of web, grabbing the ship just in time. (isn't that always the way?)
He quickly climbs back on board, "All right Gremlin. You wanna dance? Let's dance."
He quickly approaches the Swamp Thing reject, his fingers on the triggers.
"How you doing Lava?"
He looks for a moment. She doesn't seem to be doing so good anymore, but if anyone can pull it out, it's..
The toad runs up, and plummets him in the stomache. Spiderman falls back, but jumps back to his feet. He quickly web's the Toad's arm.
HE smiles, as he yanks the threads, Spiderman is hurled back into the creature.
"OOooommmmffff."
This was the second midget wrestling match he ever lost, the first without getting paid. Spiderman shook his head.
"I am not feelin the love on this ship," he said, getting back up. This time he was ready for the wart from hell.
(good? bad? comments?)

 

[Jonas]

Magneto

OOC: The missle has entered the volcano through the crater.

IC: Using the full extent of my magnetic powers I manage to equal Lava's power holding the lava back and push my space transport away from the heat. I meet the young X-men's Lava's eyes.
"You are strong woman. Why do you worry about the foolish human's? Join me Lava, together will can rule the world. A world where mutants, homo superior, can live in peace without fear of genecide at the hands of fearful humans. Join me Lava, join me now and let us flee this place. In a minute the nuclear warhead will explode killing us all." While speaking I had sent a telekinetic impluse to my ship and released 50 more Sentinels. I send 2 into the ship to assit Amphibius in his struggle with Spiderman. The other 48 line up and take aim with the percussive rays at Lava and myself.
"I respect your power Lava. Now you must decide we live or die together the choice is yours."

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

lava

(ooc. if you ever read teh posts before, you will notice i was going to become a baddy. good timing.)


my teeth clenched i wanted to let the volcano swallow him, but his last sentence and his offer intrigued me. i noticed he sent sentinels. way too many for spiderman and elementa to handle. the threat of the nuclear explosion still existed, so in loyalty to spiderman and elementa, i formed a small eagle and sent it to deliver a message. to run, run like hell. the sentinels closed in on them. raising my arm and opening my hand, a large section of lava from the crater began to rise up, form a large hand, and as i moved my fingers towards the sentinels, the lava did too. closing my fist, i surronded at least a dozen or two, and crushed them teh remaining sentinels were hurtled backwards from the huge impact of so many machines combusting under the pressure and heat. a huge tremor, set off by the nuclear warhead inside the volcano sent the lava hand to come crashing back into the volcano. i knew the lava wouldn't hurt me, but the man it certainly would. the lava recoiled and hit his ship, it was pulled down and began to sink as if in quicksand. i saw horror in his face, i tried to stop the wave of lava from coming at us, but i couldnt. his offer to join him rang through my head. as well as the truth that he had offered me more than any one else. "don't think i wont kill let it kill you." he tried to struggle to get away but the lava was just too close. the heat and the churning of the volcano began to pull him in too. going against every moral and fiber of my body, "i hope you can handle the heat, and that fancy suit of yours can stand it. "i encased him in a lava bubble, seconds before i submerged us both into the magma. i felt a rushing of the lava wave over our heads. struggling with all my might, i kept the bubble cool. my brow wet with perspiration. i looked at him in disguist, i asked myself why i didn't let him just melt away with the lava. i didn't know why.

 

[poohlive]

Spiderman watched as the sentinel's were squashed under the big volcanoe hand. He cheered, until he saw the hand rise up again, and the remaining fifty were still his to deal with.
He looked over to Lava.
She was gone... her and the ship, and Magneto. They were all gone. Spiderman quickly webbed to the top of the mountain, but couldn't get close. They were just... gone.
Oh well," Spiderman ranted, "Lava knows how to take care of herself, and she can defeat any supervillan."
(Are you dumb or just plain stupid? Stupid is as stupid does, Leuitenant Dan)
Spiderman looked back at the army of impending sentinels. He didn't know how to stop them, and Elementa seemed to have disappeared for the moment. Spiderman seemed to be losing more women than the democratic convention (ow, cheap burn).
An eagle appeared before him.
"Run... run like hell."
Spiderman decided it was a good idea. He ran for the shore... then stopped. That was as far as he could go.
"Well, if there is a nuclear explosion, I am going to have great seats."
The sentinels were catching up to him again. They never quit, damn little devils. Spiderman quickly made a huge web. A huge web... we are talking Empire State building huge.
HE captured a few in it, losening a few important parts for them to function.
(hey he is a genious after all)
There seemed to be about 20 left. Spiderman grabbed a log, and hurled it into one of their heads. It was knocked clearly off. He jumped onto the decapitated robot, and watched as some others came to him. Spiderman pushed on the machine, it fell on to two others. They both blew up in a shower of sparks. spiderman glanced at the other side of the island, where the lava was spilling over into the ocean.
"Well... about damn time."
He webbed over there, making sure the restof the sentinels would follow. They did. He then waited on the other side, a small pile of logs in hand.
The first few went down no problem. Then they started piling up. Even after the lava would disinigrate the metal of the sentinels, they started piling on each other. Spiderman was running out of logs as well.
HE grabbed a rock, and flung it at another one. His right arm fell into the lava, but he kept coming.
"Going to have to get some pitching practice after this is done."
Spiderman webbed up to the thing, kicking it's head. He loved the sound a robot made as it slowly turned off.
There were only two left. Spiderman had run out of ideas, he didn't know what to do. HE quickly replaced web cartridges...
The cartridges. Thats it.
Spiderman took a few out, webbing up to the two. He threw them at their feet, a gob of white webbing came out, covering almost half of their bodies. They went down, unable to move. Spiderman quickly pulled a few plugs.
He laid down on the grass, all of the robots destroyed. What a day... he hoped the two girls would come back. He would probably search for them in a few minutes, but he was exhausted. HE needed to take a break.
Spiderman stretched out... watching the waves breaking out on the shore, knowing that at any time that bomb could go off, and he would be dead.
"Can't do a thing about it, no reason to worry."
Spiderman smiled, it was true. He closed his eyes.

 

[Phoenix]

The Debut everyone has been waiting for..........it's Emanuel Lewis no no it's JayDen

JayDen

Height: 6-3
Weight: 269lbs
Age: 27
Eyes : Black with Red Pupils
Hair: Faded black hair
Nationality: African American
Distinguishing marks ; A barcode tatoo on his neck (Sort of like Dark Angel hmm good idea for a new thread hint hint), and a scar above his right eye
Build: Very muscular and very well put together

Powers: Telepathy and telekenisis

Attire: Black sleeveless shirt with the X- Men logo on his chest with baggy black oversized pants. A black leather coat and black fingerless gloves and a shit load of guns

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

lava

(ooc. someone wanna disingage THE DAMN NUCLEAR WARHEAD? just a question, ya know if your too busy, maybe i can hop out of the lava and just disassemble the thing. then ill get a manicure after. j/k guys. we do need more characters, and spiderman, your awesome, HOW ON EARTH did you get rid of all those sentinels, maybe you need to teach me. oh, sorry, my mind wandered .. and welcome to the new guy. )



i felt rumbling from the center of the liquid hot magma (whoa, austin powers flash back) leaving the bad guy in the lava, safely protected for the moment, i considered leaving him there, i smiled, and he just looked at me curiously. i disappeared for a second, becoming one with the lava. by absolute sheer luck, i bumped into teh warhead. it seemed not to be burned or damaged by the lava. strange. grabbing it, it was quaking and letting off huge bursts of energy. i felt it pierce the lava and enter my body, i felt myself bleed a bit. rushing through to the top of the volcano i let the lava raise me. grabbing the warhead i chucked it out to sea. (HEY i am a good guy i can do ANYTHING i want. ) when it was out of my line of vision, i felt something pierce my back. the man in the lava had broken free of my confines, his suit severely melted and distorted. he caught me off guard, i tried to flee from him, but i managed to head towards spiderman. my blackened lava form slowly began to lighten to my original red color, my body began to unmorph, i hit the beach with a thud, completely in human form. a droplet of blood trickled from the corner of my mouth. everything went black.

 

[Jonas]

Magneto

The awful raw power of this woman had me held powerless.
I managed to hold the lava from actually contacting me by magnetic force, The heat was beyond comprehension. I watched as my ship and I were dragged into the crater. I began to focus my telekenetic powers on expanding the air space between the lava and myself. I watched for any opportunity to break Lava's grip, then she went after the warhead. With her energy focused on another task, I was able to move my arms and fire an energy beam striking her.
She fled the crater...I pursued, striking her again and again with the most force I could muster in my weakened condition. Finally Lava passed out on the beach.
"I'll not kill you woman. You are much to valuable alive."
My ship shot free from the volcano. Amphibius had saved it.
I picked up the girl and flew to my craft. "Amphibius, prepare a cold box for the girl, perhaps we can keep her chilled while we convince her to join our cause."
"But Master she foiled your plan!"
"On to Japan Amphibius, and signal the Brotherhood, we may need them. I have plans for the girl." I place Lava in the cold box as the ship heads for orbit.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

lava

(ooc, i know this has NOTHING to do with this thread, but i was hoping if you (jonas or anyone else) reading this would be interested in joining my new thread, " battle of good vs. evil" on the SRP forum. i need at least four people to join and anyone interested is greatly appreciated.)


the last thing i saw before i blacked out was a blurred image of spiderman fleeing for safety and a huge beam hitting me, then i bleed for the first time in years. when i began to awake i was shivering. i tried to sit up, but i was encased. pounding my fists on the walls, i couldnt really get my powers to work. i was only in human form. my skin was frigidly cold and i was shaking violently. i looked at myself checking for damage. my body had rejuvenated and i felt strong as ever, if only i could morph, i could break out of this damned thing. my body warmed slightly, not nearly as warm as i wished i could, however i still wasnt even morphed, i just jumped my body temp to 150 degrees, this wasn't healthy, i ussually morphed by the temperature of 110, and my body was as normal as any other human when it came to bodily functions while in human form. i felt faint, but the ice began to melt a bit, and my body temperature steadily rose. my body was still shaking, my teeth were chattering, and i noticed they had hooked me up to some sort of machine. they had taken my suit too. i had no warmth and my breathing became slow. the temperature in the small container i was in rose a bit, but not enough, i banged my fists on the walls again. i shouted. i wanted out. the temperature began to slowly decrease again, someone had turned it down. my body was so incredibly cold i couldnt move. then the top was lifted. light came in, and i blinked trying to focus.

 

[Phoenix]

Whatever happened to that warhead starring JayDen

So here I am taking a lil vacation away from that mutant hysteria holaboo to go fishing when a freaking nuclear warhead fall on the deck of my boad. Just freaking great now I guess I have to take the time to defuse this sombitch, before I can continue in my seek the legendary delicalcy pocketfish ( lol haha pocketfisherman)

After I defused the bomb and caught a couple trouserfish (hehe), I got something really huge on my line. Damn this looks like it could be something huge suddenly I add a lil TK into my strength however when I saw what my line was attached to I just wanted to throw this one overboard because what I saw were several large pissed off (well for robots anyway) Sentinels. In my most versatile, profilic and spectacular urban venacular I mutter the word..........................."Mommy."
From there the Sentinels proceed to turn my beautiful boat get turned into a tooth pick

 

[poohlive]

( I am starting a class next semester at Professor X's place. It's Sentinel destroying 101. Lol... actually I feel like I can't do anything else. I mean everyone else has telekinetic and mophic powers, and here is old Spidey with web power... oh, and he can sense danger, thats about it. What is the world coming to?)

Spiderman jumped into the tree, throwing his arm wide. The webbing made a wide arch, aiminmg higher and higher.
"Gonna catch me a big one."
(pocket fisherman, we should start a club or something lol)
Just as it was about to come back down the webbing caught the airship. Spiderman leapt into the air, climbing up it. H reached the ship.
The ship was going into outerspace. Spiderman knew he was a superhero, but not that Super.
He quickly looked for an entrance.
The front door opened easy enough, for being locked. He shut it, trying to put the lock back on.
Suddenly his spider sense hit him. He turned around to see a guard.
"Spiderman's on the shi..."
Spiderman covered his mouth with webbing. He kicked the guy, (not his style, but what can you do?) sending him sprawling into a room.
The guy was soon covered in webbing on the ceiling.
"Don't worry, in about an hour you will have a hell of a ride."
Spiderman opened an air duct.
"There's always air ducts, always, otherwise the good guys would have to... dare I say it, knock."
Spiderman giggled, there was cleverness in his old age.
"Yeah, and just wait till I am 24!"
He made his way through the duct, looking for Magneto, the frog who would not die, but most importantly Lava.
He had tried so desperately to save her (going runnning off when Lava was in trouble, SHAME ON YOU... that ain't the Spiderman way... give me back your decorder ring, you are out of the Spiderleague), but she was captured by this mad man.
"Magneto mad man. Madneto Man... Mad Neato Man..." Spiderman chuckled.
He kept on his search.

 

[Phoenix]

My Defense

OCC: Spidey even though I have telekenesis and telepathy. I hate to use it. Everytime I do I get the same feeling I get when I have to take a shit. Don't ask me why (Maybe it's because of all that concentrating and eye squitting.) HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

lava

(ooc...oh but spidey...you alwayz get the ladies. and this is a world where anything goes, as a matter of fact, maybe you got hit with nuclear radiation from the blast and were blessed with say...NEW POWERS...or not. now quite whinin and SAVE ME.)


still waitin to see who opened the ice chest.

 

[Jonas]

Magneto

I opened the cold box, the girl was still in human form.
"Well now Lava, I'm glad to see your alive. I'm sorry for this rough treatment, but your power is strong." I remove my helmut, setting it aside and gently pick the girl from the box. "Lava, I wish you to join my cause. You are homo superior, don't fight your own kind. I see something special in you...you were born to rule. Rule at my side Lava. Not as an underling, but as an equal." I 'm nervous, the girl almost killed me, if see attackes now I don't know if I can fight her off. "We are in orbit now. We will link with a second ship sent from my station to replace this damaged one. Can I trust you?" While we speak Amphibius is directing the Brotherhood of evil mutants to attack the other X-men, covering our attack on Japan.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

lava

i was so cold.
my skin was turning a slight blue color, i could not move.
i narrowed my eyes. "you bastard." i said breathlessly, he just smiled. his broad arms held my not so petite ( i mean im 5'11" guys, what do you want from me..) frame as if i was a rag doll. his helmet was off, my brain told me to strike him aside the head. his proposition and my postion held me from doing so. he saw the intrigue in my eyes. i shivered.

 

[poohlive]

Ooc: I was whining about the other characters powers as much as my own. I mean how much damage can a guy do with webbing? seriously... take down a few dozen robots, but you put webbing against magnetic and psychic powers... been whining too much about it.
I might get new powers, but not any time soon. I need's Spiderman to be Spiderman. If he gets any radiation he might become Man Spider again, and there ain't nobody that wants that on a ship orbiting in space (can someone say Aliens???).

Spiderman crawled through the duct, looking at each small window slit, no Mad Neato Man, no Lava, and no Frogzilla. He didn't even know where he was anymore. Spiderman was lost.
"Maybe, if I use my spidersense..."
He concentrated on it. Trying to home in on someone's position, anyone's position. It was useless.
Spiderman angrily kicked a side of the air duct, sending it sprawling to the outer wall.
"Damnit."
He jumped out into the hallway, looking to the left then the right. This place was huge, but empty. There were tons of rooms with absolutely no use. Spiderman shook his head.
As the sounds of footsteps approached him, Spiderman ducked into one of the rooms. He waited until the guy was right at the door. Spiderman grabbed the guy, and threw him inside.
He quickly switched clothes, leaving the man high and dry.
"Nice fit, although I am perosonally an Autumn."
Spiderman smiled.
He took off his mask, putting it in his pocket. He was Peter Parker security guard. He looked at the name tag, nope he was Habib the Security Guard.
He laughed.
Spiderman walked out into the main halls, searching the place better. Soon he had his surroundings straight, and knew exactly where to go.
He stood silently by Lizardmania, who pressed buttons, and talked to different people. He glanced over at Habib the security guard, but paid him no notice.
He looked to the right, there was Mad Neato's helmet. HE could easily grab it, and end it now, but he didn't.
He crossed the room, standing outside the door. A wave of cold hit him. Inside the room, Mad had his hands on Lava. A surge of hatred fled up into him, but he contained himself.
"Hey, you. What are you doing back there?" Fragtastic Frogburger said.
Habib jumped, "Uhhh, someone called for a security guard."
Torturing Tortoise looked at Mad Neato ( lol don't you just love these names???).
He nodded, "You stand over there... Habib. Tell I tell you what to do."
Spiderman breathed in deeply. He was almost caught. ONe thing he could always do, was think on his feet (hey a super power....).
Spiderman stood by the wall, waiting and watching.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

lava

(still awaitin a reply from my captor, but LMMFAO, wait LMMFAO x2 at your posts...spidey, OH WOW. i laughed so hard i couldnt compose myself, ill write when i get off of work...see you in a while.)

 

[Jonas]

OOC: Spidey, in the first Marvel/DC crossover joke book,
Spiderman fought Superman to a stand still. You got the juice to battle all comers.

Magneto

I stare into the girls eyes, my telepathic powers searching for her soul. The hypnotic spell cast by my gaze held her.
"Lava, the human's fear you. They will kill you out of this fear. Why do you defend them? You can rule them!" I hoped to reach her, I needed to reach her. It had been many years since I had someone my equal at my side. "We must transfer to the other vessal now." I take her hand and lead her. I signal an underling.
"You Habib, you come Here Now!" The idiot is slow to respond. I must remember to replace him. "Guide Lava to the connection portal, another awaits her there and will take her to her room." I smile to the woman. "Follow this man, I have work to do, I shall see you on the new ship."

I signal the Blob, he responds.
"Yes Magneto." The huge figure on the video screen must weigh over 500 pounds.
"There is one I would have you find for me. He is Jayden.
Find him and hold him until I contact you."

 

[poohlive]

Habib watched her put on the cold suit, as Mad Neato's instructions were. Then they both walked to the other ship.
He waited until everyone seemed to be gone, then punched Lava's helmet. She recoiled in fear.
He quickly started to undress.
"Hey... umm Habib. I am not that kind of girl."
Habib put on the mask. Spiderman smiled.
"You wanna get out of there, so we can go?"
She looked at him in shock.
"But, I thought you were...."
Spiderman finished undressing, "Us Spider's have more lives than cat's. Everyone knows that."
Spiderman watched as Lava slowly moved out of the hole he had punched in her suit.
"Are you all right, I mean he didn't..."
She turned completely human again, grabbing his arm, "I am fine Spidey. Thank you."
Spiderman looked around, "We have to get out of here."
"No."
Spiderman looked at her.
"We have to stay here, and finish the fight."
He looked around, "If we blow up the ship, then we are dead. Not even lava can survive in space."
She knew he was right, "But we can't keep running Spiderman. We have to make a stand. We have to see Magneto again."
Spiderman looked at her, she seemed almost like she wanted to go back to him. He felt her forehead.
"Are you sure you are all right."
She waved his hand aside, "Yes, now come on."
She felt hotter than usual, but then again what is usual hotness for a lava woman. Spiderman had to follow her, help her for now. He had to protect her from the worst scum of the universe
(wait, stop, cut, wrong catch phrase. Try it again)
He had to protect her with truth, justice and the American way
(come on, what's wrong with you.)
Well, I don't know Spiderman's catch phrase.
(does he have one?)
All Superhero's have one, what do you mean?
(Well, use that Superhero liscense one, that's funny)
I used that twice now. It will sound like I am out of ideas
(you are out of ideas. Now use it, so we can go)
All right...

He had to protect her, it was the Spiderman way.
"Besides if I didn't, they would take away my Superhero Liscence."
Lava looked back at him, "What?"
Spiderman shrugged, "Must be a draft."


(Perfect. OK CUT PRINT THATS A WRAP PEOPLE...)

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

lava

(sorry been in the hospital, i am assuming that habib was actually spiderman...otay...)





i followed his orders, my body too cold to do anything else. he instructed me to suit up and left me under the care of one of his pawns. magneto left. the man he left em in charge with began to undress. "um. habib, im not that kind of girl." i heard spidermans? voice? what? there was spiderman, in his suit, but his mask off, (how else could i see you smile...) i grabbed him and hugged him (you left this part out ) "I'm so glad to see you," i ruffled his hair, "nice to see your face and know your not some contorted superhero." i grinned, "we have to stay." we argued, he was right, (DONT HEAR THAT TOO OFTEN) he wanted to leave, i didnt know what to do, my curiosity and my heart pulled in two different directions. "regardless we have to stay and fight this battle. put the damn suit on." i said as he felt my forehead. a guard came in the room and annoyingly yelled 'hey, you can't do that!" i rolled my eyes, "im so not in the mood." i kicked him square in the chest, i caught him by the shirt before he fell and brought his face to mine, i smiled, "don't." was all i said before i brought my leg up between his and saw his eyes roll back in pain. i kicked him in the chest one more time, sending him to the floor and he hit his head, knocking himself unconsious. i pushed past spiderman and opened the door to the exchanging portal. i pulled spiderman in, apparently this thing is only meant for one person. i was stuck in there and we were pressed together. (how else am i gonna get lucky? j/k) he flashed his grin, i smiled back, showing him my slight annoyance, or lack there of. a loud hum rang through the small air-tight chamber. and the voice of a computer resounded in teh small space. "prepare for transport. initiation to begin in five..four..three..two...one..." and the small capsule moved slowly as if floating. "travel time is one hour and thirty six minutes."
"oh great." i said. i tried to shift, but ended up just having to lean against spiderman. "so now what do we do spidey?"

 

[Dirk13]

Wolverine

OOC: to read my profile go to the X-Men extra page thingy that lava set up.


IC:

Wonders what had happened seeing all the cooled lava, i search for an awnser, then smell the scent of Lava and Spiderman knowing they were in trouble, i knew of spiderman's senses and tried to figure out how to contact him. But to no avail, i searched for what had happened, and found the markings of what seemed to be a ship, and smelled magnito, and knew what had happened. I jumped into my jeep and drove over to a secret place where i hide my old Jet. I jumped in and Flew off into the sky wondering if i would ever find them, i blasted off through space looking for them. Finally i found the spacecraft that they were held in. I latched onto the side hopping to be unnoticed, i opened a hole through the bottom with my claws. I jumped in and searched for Lava and Spiderman, not finding their scent, i wondered around searching for them.

 

[Always]

(did the warhead go off yet?)

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

yes

(we didn 't know what to do when it wen toff, we are in space now, and we didn['t know where you went. so you just sort of are wherever you want to be, except on the ship. you can find a way to get there.)

 

[poohlive]

Ooc: Shila, you swam out to Pheonix's boat, and now you two are fishing. well, pocket fishing at least... lol. Come on, hurry up we need to go after Mad Neato Man.




Spiderman shifted, realizing he was started to grow a problem (damn this isn't the sexual role playing thread... Damnit damnit damnit damnit...). She smiled, gently.
Spiderman crammed int the back, pressing towards the seat. He tried not to touch Lava, but his knee kept sliding up to her thigh (damnit damnit damnit).
She gave him a tired look, "Can I sit down Spiderman?"
He nodded, starting to get up, but then she sat down on his lap. Spiderman looked in surprise.
"Thanks."
(damnit damnit damnit damnit)
At least she couldn't see his problem know. Although he then realized she could probably feel it.
(DAMNIT)
The earth slowly got bigger and bigger. Just like (ok, thats enough, I am about to bust something, let's cut to the chase before Spiderman dies of Blue balls)
The splash down was almost perfect. Spiderman opened the hatch and breathed in the sea air. Lava looked at the water, somewhat disowned, but was happy to be back.
"Hey whats that?"
Spiderman looked as a ship approached them. Coming closer he saw Shila and Pheonix smiling at them, holding Pina Coladas.
"Nice of you guys to drop in," Pheonix said, laughing to himself.
Spiderman smiled, getting on the boat. Lava followed him.
"Well, here we are... what now?"

 

[Phoenix]

JayDen

Errr to recap here I am hoping to do some fishing when all of a sudden a warhead lands on my brand new yacht. No biggie I can deacativate a warhead in a New York minute, so after I deactivate the sombitch, I realize it had a beautiful woman with it curiouser and more curiouser. And to top it off I caught 4 sentinels with my rod ( get is pocketfishing ,rod. No? EH Shaddup) . However I did what no one else thought of doing and that telekenetically removing all the screws from the Sentinels brain chips. WHEW that was easy but no for that hardest part of my day. The one thing to prove that I was a ALPHA Level mutant yes I was going to attempt what many have failed at. I tried to................ Make the perfect margarita. Oh yeah.

Damn Blender it was slowing down the process. I got to hit stop right at the exact moment. Wait who are those two swimming out to my boat. One was the one the news called Spiderman and the other was a woman who I think I saw on the news as Magneto or is it Magnet-o . Ah screw it I think I will rename him ......... BUCKETHEAD. HEhe and why does a grown man wear a GI JOE lunch box on his head anyways. hhhhhmmmmmmmmmm Oh well time to invite my guest as they swam on shore. I held up two Pina Coladas for them and said "Nice of you guys to drop in." I know it was corny but don't blame it on me blame it on the writers.

Wait a minute I telekenetically froze the Pina Coladas and ran in the kitchen because I just remembered something very important. I ran back into the yacht kitchen and yelled out " Dammit dammit the horror, the shame ,the waste." As I suspected I lef the Blender on too long and now my perfect Margaritas were now less than perfect. Oh the humanity and humiliation.