Ya learn something new every day

[McKenna]

First of all, Mythbusters ROCKS! I that show!


Here's what I've recently learned: The percentage of women with D cup or larger breasts on the General Board is ...amazing. I'd feel woefully inadequate, except I keep thinking of the potential saggage, back pain, etc.

 

[minsue]

First of all, Mythbusters ROCKS! I that show!


Here's what I've recently learned: The percentage of women with D cup or larger breasts on the General Board is ...amazing. I'd feel woefully inadequate, except I keep thinking of the potential saggage, back pain, etc.

Yes, but the percentage of those women that are actually 13 year old boys is staggering...

 

[McKenna]

Yes, but the percentage of those women that are actually 13 year old boys is staggering...

Bwahahah! Good point, Goose!

Of course, I bet the percentage of 10" penises is almost as staggering...

 

[Equinoxe]

Ah, good old fashioned board rivalry.

 

[Liar]

Bwahahah! Good point, Goose!

Of course, I bet the percentage of 10" penises is almost as staggering...

What percentage of a 10" penis is it that you find staggering?

 

[rgraham666]

I've finally learned not to read threads that I know will upset my emotional equanimity.

Specifically those that I know are going to quickly devolve into a flame war.

 

[McKenna]

What percentage of a 10" penis is it that you find staggering?

About 8" of it.

 

[glynndah]

I learned the many stages of butter aromas. I thought that leaving a wrapped stick of butter on the dashboard for a few minutes would soften it up a bit. It probably did, but forgetting it for several hours sent it way beyond soft.
Stage 1: A great bakery fresh butter cookie
Stage 2: Popcorn from a movie theatre
Stage 3: Popcorn from an adult movie theatre
Stage 4: Popcorn from a sleazy adult movie theatre
Stage 5: The floor of a sleazy adult movie theatre
Stage 6: The restroom of a sleazy adult movie theatre

It is really hard to get melted butter out of the defroster vents. Popcorn, anyone?

 

[fieryjen]

I had an ex-girlfriend who used to just love to invite in the nice mormon boys on their mission. But first she would put on a loose tanktop with no bra and put gay porn on the tv.

she had a pretty wicked sense of humor

I was considering opening the door wrapped in a tiny towel, with whipped cream or chocolate sauce smeared on my chest.

Heck, they must know by now that we're unsaveable. Considering the amount of sex we have, and how loud and graphic I get after a few beers... yeah, they should know by now.

 

[Guest]

I was considering opening the door wrapped in a tiny towel, with whipped cream or chocolate sauce smeared on my chest.

Heck, they must know by now that we're unsaveable. Considering the amount of sex we have, and how loud and graphic I get after a few beers... yeah, they should know by now.

You could invite them to join you.

 

[CharleyH]

hm, as I experience a day with no metaphor, it literally is sunny, then it rains, and then IT POURS.

Yet, it smells fresh even amongst the smog of the city.

Edit to add: In the last hour, I have re-learned what I do every day. I smile bring another ... a dollar makes someone happy to live, and kindness is rewarded. All old things, but satisfying none the less.

Now let me go yell at the kid next door who is banging his basketball on our in deck fence! (I never give his balls back btw! )

 

[fieryjen]

You could invite them to join you.

I could. I was considering leaving one of my fancier thongs in the washer/dryer we share with them.

On a completely (or maybe not so) unrelated note, my boyfriend just admitted that a MFM might be a possibility for him

Also, in the most spectacular accident I've managed to have in my kitchen so far, I broke a fingernail, scraped three fingers, got a burn on my right forearm and a huge bruise on my thigh. Oh yay.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Today I learned not to clean the keyboard while you have Outlook email open on a company-wide account.

 

[Guest]

Today I learned not to clean the keyboard while you have Outlook email open on a company-wide account.

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[cheerful_deviant]

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Don't forget the critical last part:

"Reply to all"

 

[Guest]

Don't forget the critical last part:

"Reply to all"

Ouch!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Ouch!

How bad can it really be, there's only about 2300 employees.

 

[Guest]

How bad can it really be, there's only about 2300 employees.

LOL!

At least you didn't send them all a digital picture of your ass -

 

[cheerful_deviant]

LOL!

At least you didn't send them all a digital picture of your ass -

I may have. I still haven't figured out what I actually sent.

(I was going to save the pic of my ass till my last day. Of course, now there's a chance that tommorow will be my last day... )

 

[Guest]

I may have. I still haven't figured out what I actually sent.

(I was going to save the pic of my ass till my last day. Of course, now there's a chance that tommorow will be my last day... )

Nahh. It's the picture of your ass that will save you.

 

[minsue]

Ah, good old fashioned board rivalry.

But of course

 

[shereads]

Today I learned that 6 warehouse store sized cans of frozen orange juice left in a car for 3 summer days will create a god fucking awful fermented fruit stench. And that apparently it takes 2 days for it to soak through the cardboard if it's in the cheap containers with only metal on the ends. And that if you think you smell a faint fermented fruit smell on your way to work, pull over to find out why. Even if you're running late and even if you could swear you haven't had any fucking fruit in your car. If you don't, you'll come out of work to find a horrid fucking fermented fruit stench where once there was a faint odor.

Oh, and don't take your mother grocery shopping in your own car.

What did you learn today?

I learned that if you start laughing too fast, you can choke on air. My attorneys will be in touch.

 

[The_Darkness]

I learned that a 250 pound punch moving at 70 miles an hour impacting an alarm clock merits the purchase of a new alarm clock, the use of the vaccuum, and the wonderment of where a battery disappeared to.

Damn.

 

[SeaCat]

I learned that if you have a Sheet, a Large Towel, or a helpfull Nurses Aide you can do all sorts of things with your hands while transporting a small child.

Cat

She was the friend of one of my patients. She had decided to walk with the patient, who recently had surgery, and needed her hands free to help said patient. At first she carried the little one on her back Papoose style using a sheet, then later did the same with a large towel. It was near the end of the shift that she did this with me holding/carrying the child. (it must be said here that the young lady in question stands about five feet tall and weighs somewhere around nothing.) For some reason she was equally amazed that when the baby needed to be changed for the umpteenth time today, and she had just used the last diaper, that I could make an emeregency diaper, clean and change the baby, and do so in much less time than she could even though I don't have kids.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I learned that rolling carry-on bags never lose a wheel while sitting in your closet. Of course not. They always break when you're using them, like when you're crossing the street to get to the taxi lane at the airport.