Yeah, I'm kinda a dick. . .

FuckGod SexRod, I think that morning wood was saying he appreciates the thread bump!
 
Since you two are here, let's say fuck the pics and the talk, blow this place, and have lots of alcohol and sex.

Oh, I wore a suit today. Shoulda taken pics. I'll do it Thursday. The big wigs from New York are coming in.

Mmm, I'd rather have pics.

Kidding. Let's go. :rolleyes:
 
Hey you! *swoops in with a naughty, wet kiss... and maybe a lick*
Just dropping by to say I totally perv you. :devil::kiss:
 
Why do I owe two pics? Oh. You must have just posted another. Looks like you owe me more now.

Challenge: 500 Lorelei points if you can figure out the humor in my shirt. Guess by pm only.
 
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Why do I owe two pics? Oh. You must have just posted another. Looks like you owe me more now.

Challenge: 500 Lorelei points if you can figure out the humor in my shirt. Guess by pm only.

Mmmmm....definitely worth the wait! Thank you :D:D
 
Why do I owe two pics? Oh. You must have just posted another. Looks like you owe me more now.

Challenge: 500 Lorelei points if you can figure out the humor in my shirt. Guess by pm only.

great ass!

Arent YOU the humor in your shirt? :D

Do you ever shave around your :nana: I so love :p :p a smooth package.

request? How about a couple shots of you from the "kneeling on the floor before you, ready to pleasure you perspective" :devil: I so love that!!
 
great ass!

Arent YOU the humor in your shirt? :D

Do you ever shave around your :nana: I so love :p :p a smooth package.

request? How about a couple shots of you from the "kneeling on the floor before you, ready to pleasure you perspective" :devil: I so love that!!

I think I can do the angle. But smooth just ain't me.

And yeah, I kinda am the humor in my shirt. I was laughing.
 
Why do I owe two pics? Oh. You must have just posted another. Looks like you owe me more now.

Challenge: 500 Lorelei points if you can figure out the humor in my shirt. Guess by pm only.

Can you give away my points? I don't think that's how it works. You have to give away your own points, silly :p

PS ... Pic 4 looks like how Ben Haenow from X Factor poses when he's telling me he lurves me through song through the TV! :D
 
Can you give away my points? I don't think that's how it works. You have to give away your own points, silly :p

PS ... Pic 4 looks like how Ben Haenow from X Factor poses when he's telling me he lurves me through song through the TV! :D

I actually was singing to you in that pic, but I had no microphone to hold so I grabbed my dick. It was a ballad.

Fine. You get 300 Lorelei points for posting.
 
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