Yeah, I'm kinda a dick. . .

Why do I owe two pics? Oh. You must have just posted another. Looks like you owe me more now.

Challenge: 500 Lorelei points if you can figure out the humor in my shirt. Guess by pm only.

Mmmm much better but the craving is still not sated.
 
I dropped in to see if I had missed anything--not to imply that you are not always interesting, no, never that--and saw this. I have not laughed that hard in a while!

Which is not to say that I am laughing at your penis, exactly. ;)

Any guy can post a penis pic, you come here to laugh at the dick.

And while you laugh, get that unbelievable ass in my lap.
 
veryyy good :)

Well greeeeeeeeat!

It's so much easier when you make all my jokes for me. But I don't always want it that easy, sometimes I want it hard.

Gladly. Although if I do that, I doubt that I will get the restful night that I was planning on. ;)

Sometimes you need me to be hard-on you. You don't get it hard enough.

Maybe you will. I'll wear you out and you can sleep late.
 
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