You absolute...

[EctoJohn]

You absolute clone.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute bruised toenail.

 

[rick_j21]

You absolute absolut vodka airplane bottle

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute unknown flying object.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute wasp

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute paper bag.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute eye patch.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You absolute used diaper

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute used paper plate.

 

[VoraciousValue]

You absolute used tampon!

 

[Taegul]

You absolute crustacean.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute positive pregnancy test.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute canned tuna.

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute casserole*


*Credit to the mighty Mike Wozniak

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute condom wrapper.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute merry go round.

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute beauty

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute broken yolk.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute pudding cup.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute floppy hat.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute dead battery

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute Wizards Sleeve

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute CD-ROM!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

You absolute thingamajig.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

You absolute twatwaffle