You absolute...

[EctoJohn]

You absolute petticoat!

 

[PrissOff]

You absolute babbling bobble head

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute traffic cone.

 

[ericalauren]

I saw someone on Bluesky refer to their ex as a "fecal matter bitch". I have to admit that I giggled at that. Do people in the UK use bitch as an insult? I think that they do.

 

[PrissOff]

You absolute darling

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute spanglecunt