You absolute...

[EctoJohn]

You absolute empty roll.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute think you're going to sneeze and then can't

 

[Katiel3036]

Why am i reading all these in an english accent.
You absolute meatloaf

 

[Mav Unlimited]

You absolute vegetable lasagna

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute dry toast.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute wrinkled paper.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute treadmill.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute last piece of pizza.

 

[Wageslave]

You absolute wank stain

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute frying pan.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute limp biscuit

 

[GetNerdy]

You absolute limp bizkit.

 

[caullywally]

You absolute wally .. Rodney

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute plonker … Dave

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute outdated software.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute flat pillow.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute feathered condom.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute toffee.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute melted ice cube

 

[F3x0r]

you absolute spanglecunt

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute chip muncher.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute broken controller.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute prickly pear!

 

[Grumpy_OG]

You absolute straw sipper

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute vending machine