You absolute...

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute Power Ranger nudist

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute nudist He-Man villain.

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

You absolute nudist He-Man villain.

You absolute Flesh rip-off!

Context, the Flesh was a fictional nudish hero in an old sketch comedy bit.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute worn-out rubber

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute ripped jeans.

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute stolichnaya

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute grey rain

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute box mac & cheese

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute hamster mother

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute misclick!

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute Monday

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute vodka!

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute obvious joke

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute groundhog.

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute toothpaste tube

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute groundhog shadow!

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute lukewarm cuppa

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute Zip Disk.

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute floppy disk

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute dry Ryvita

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute finger of fudge

before anyone thinks anything indecent, it's a UK chocolate bar!

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute wilted flower

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute split beanbag

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute abandoned mattress.

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute stained mattress