You absolute...

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute stained mattress

Too far, you absolute wrong'un!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Too far, you absolute wrong'un!

Oh sshhh
You absolute pillow dribble stain

 

[PotNoodle79]

Oh sshhh
You absolute pillow dribble stain

Simmer down, you absolute Coldplay b-side

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute frozen pipe

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

You absolute cheeky little monkey!

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute frozen pipe

To Cheeky's frozen pipe...

You absolute soggy biscuit at the bottom of a cup of tea

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute unwanted encore

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

You absolute PotNoodle!

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute finger of fudge

before anyone thinks anything indecent, it's a UK chocolate bar!

I like a finger of fudge.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute PotNoodle!

Insults only, please.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Insults only, please.

Got it...

You absolute PotNoodle

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute noodlepot

 

[asxymann68]

You absolute horse's arse.

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

You absolute noodle wanker!

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute noodlepot

You absolute noodle wanker!

@PotNoodle79 your fan club is growing

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute eejit

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute earwax plug

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute clay strap on

 

[EyesOnHers]

Simmer down, you absolute Coldplay b-side

Sorry, just coming back to this...

You absolute stubbed toe

you wish

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute candy wrapper.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Sorry, just coming back to this...

You absolute stubbed toe

you wish

You absolute abject lack of originality!

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute rusty pan

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute cat turd

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

you absolute turd burglar!

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute bone head