You absolute...

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute silly sausage

 

[jonnoback]

You absolute battered sausage

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute pudding, chips, peas and gravy

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute toe jam

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute blue waffle (don’t Google!)

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute blue waffle (don’t Google!)

I googled.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I googled.

You absolute ignored warning

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

You absolute sick little monkey!

It's fair, I've heard of that shock site. It's ancient. These are some old memes.

Shall we say, seasoned references?

Like the Ren and Stimpy show?

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute sausage link.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute milk carton.

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute stick in the mud

 

[NudieUser]

You absolute delinquent

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

You absolute delinquent

You absolute nude noodle!

 

[NudieUser]

You absolute nude noodle!

You absolute can of custard!

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute amusement park.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute Stimpy.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute empty can.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

More Irish than English, but...

You absolute see-through stout

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute carp.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute forgotten, cold cup of tea