You Are Standing Here Completely Naked

Re: Re: Yummmmmmmmm on this thread.....

sexyspank said:





IQ of a gnat? Are we related? :D





Wendy

HEY..HEY... I won't have you talking bad about yourself girl...
[smack] God...love that ass...
 
Re: Sexyspank..........

1sexylady said:
smack his flat ass will ya......*g*:p





I know you're not into other women but if I was to catch you bending :p who knows what I would do.




Wendy
 
Careful Sexyspank.........

I might just like it..:p One never knows...does one...:eek:
 
Whew!

Hi y'all!

Well, I have managed to read my way through this entire thread, and figured since I'm new around here, that maybe I oughta post too. Nothing like standing around nekkid to break the ice...

I'm:

Height: 6'
Weight: somewhere around 175 (what's a "scale"?)
Hair: Silver if it's short, like now, light brown and silver if it's longer (rare)
Facial hair: Moustache (moustache rides: Still only 5¢)
Build: light to medium
Hands: "Surgeon's hands" I've been told by two previous GFs
Love handles: unfortunately yes...
Butt: Muscular, and un-flat
Legs: very muscular, I was an avid cyclist in a former life, so they're *very* strong
Feet: Hey, they keep me from falling over
Vitals: um... statistical? :D 7½, cut, often shaved, always well-trimmed, and v-safe

Yep, known to scare small children and make grown women faint. For the bad stuff, you'll have to catch me when I'm gonna be even more honest than now, this was hard enough.
 
Great thread, too

This has been a great thread, also. I'm really glad to have read through the whole thing. A bevy of beautiful ladies here. I'll have to start offering group discounts on the moustache rides...
 
Re: Whew!

paphian said:
Hi y'all!

Well, I have managed to read my way through this entire thread, and figured since I'm new around here, that maybe I oughta post too. Nothing like standing around nekkid to break the ice...

I'm:

Height: 6'
Weight: somewhere around 175 (what's a "scale"?)
Hair: Silver if it's short, like now, light brown and silver if it's longer (rare)
Facial hair: Moustache (moustache rides: Still only 5¢)
Build: light to medium
Hands: "Surgeon's hands" I've been told by two previous GFs
Love handles: unfortunately yes...
Butt: Muscular, and un-flat
Legs: very muscular, I was an avid cyclist in a former life, so they're *very* strong
Feet: Hey, they keep me from falling over
Vitals: um... statistical? :D 7½, cut, often shaved, always well-trimmed, and v-safe

Yep, known to scare small children and make grown women faint. For the bad stuff, you'll have to catch me when I'm gonna be even more honest than now, this was hard enough.






Hi phaphian welcome to Lit.




Wendy
 
Re: Careful Sexyspank.........

1sexylady said:
I might just like it..:p One never knows...does one...:eek:





I think you deserve a spanking and more for being a tease :D






Wendy
 
Re: Re: Whew!

sexyspank said:



Hi phaphian welcome to Lit.

Wendy

Hi Wendy, and ty for the welcome! BTW, would you like a chair? By my reading you've been *standing* there naked for at least a month!
 
Wow me a Tease.......

:eek: moi??????????????????? Sexyspank I wouldn't fit over your lap remember....:D :rose:
 
Re: Wow me a Tease.......

1sexylady said:
:eek: moi??????????????????? Sexyspank I wouldn't fit over your lap remember....:D :rose:




Who mentioned my lap? Where there's a will there's a way.:p







Wendy :kiss:
 
Re: Re: Re: Whew!

paphian said:


Hi Wendy, and ty for the welcome! BTW, would you like a chair? By my reading you've been *standing* there naked for at least a month!



Wondered why my legs were aching.:D I've had good company though ;)





Wendy
 
Re: Sexyspank..........

1sexylady said:
:eek: :eek: :eek: ..............................:D






1sexylady do you realise that we are both completely naked in this thread.If we were to stand close facing each other....:D




Wendy
 
Re: Re: Sexyspank..........

sexyspank said:







1sexylady do you realise that we are both completely naked in this thread.If we were to stand close facing each other....:D




Wendy

I'd get to see two naked bodies going at each other...
 
Re: Re: Sexyspank..........

Originally posted by sexyspank [/i]

1sexylady do you realise that we are both completely naked in this thread.If we were to stand close facing each other....:D

MMMMMM lets see what would I see facing you naked...:p
Oh I know the top of your head?.......:p

MMMMMM lets see what would you see?....:eek:

I have no problem walking around here naked!....*as I slip on your robe* ;)
 
Re: Re: Sexyspank..........

sexyspank said:


1sexylady do you realise that we are both completely naked in this thread.If we were to stand close facing each other....:D

Wendy

If you two were to stand close facing each other the accumulation of beauty and sexual energy between the two of you would probably rip the fabric of space-time... or cause simultaneous boners on three-quarters of the male population... whichever came first... :eek:
 
Re: Re: Re: Sexyspank..........

paphian said:


If you two were to stand close facing each other the accumulation of beauty and sexual energy between the two of you would probably rip the fabric of space-time... or cause simultaneous boners on three-quarters of the male population... whichever came first... :eek:




Mmm Quite a responsibility. What do you think 1sexylady? :D




Wendy
 
Hey make them have boners.....what

a wonderful thought....*taking the robe off again, didn't fit anyway* I can handle anything...:p
 
Well then don't let me stop you......

Tell me what I am thinking....:p I will tell you if your correct...;) Remember your standing there naked too...:D
 
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