You Are Standing Here Completely Naked

I can't believe I'm doing this

But here we go...*strips off clothes...oh man this is scary...*

5'8" tall
230 lbs...short and stocky
Brown hair, streaked with gray
deep brown eyes
Full beard, also streaked with gray
slight belly (probably comes from eating too much junk food at work)
Pretty nice legs, due to the running at work
I'm told I have a nice butt...but I don't ask, just in case
Funny...I never measured my penis...but there ain't too many complaints
dark complexion (hispanic heritage, but don't speak the language)

Any other questions?

Oh yea....I used to sing in a band, many moons ago, so I ain't too shy...and I can be funny, I think...
 
naked from memory

If I were standing in front of the mirror naked...I'd be jerking off...
I'm kidding...
I'd have someone else jerking me off...

Let's see...

I'll start with the flaws...yummybaby seems to want to know these things
(and what is wrong with you yummy...you're kind of scary)

I have the receding hairline with a lot of scalp in the back so I wear my hair short ...thank god the look is in (and I know that you people could care less about my head). The hair has a lot og grey. I have hazel eyes. I wear a half assed goatee, and a mustashe (can't seem to grow a full beard) I'm easy on the eyes (face) or so I've been told...and yes, everyone wants to know what you look like.

Physically...I'm damn good....kidding...I'm excellent...more kidding (gee, yummy, can't you take a joke)
I'm 5' 7"...and a half, thank you...I'll take the half
my body is under construction...but it ain't bad. I work out!
The private parts...read my story "Dog Day Evening"...that's my measurements.

Oh, I'm very passionate...so what I do with what I got will leave you wanting more.

want to see me clothed?...

I thought not
 
Flaws???

Did I mention that when I try to grow a goatee that my mustache doesn't connect all the way at the lower lip. That sucks!

Oh! Then there's the tendency for the hair on my neck to look like a jungle the day after I shave it. That bites!

Wait. Then there's the fact that my slight "gut" tends to crease when I've been sitting too long and it looks like I have a scar across my abdomen. That's fucked up!

But hey, when I wake up every morning and look in the mirror I fall in love all over again. Cos' you can't love anyone else if you can't love yourself.

......and I haven't finished spreading my love all over God's green earth!!!

(wish I could do some spreading out in San Diego - yummi baby :heart: )
 
My Thanks

My thanks to all the folk who have responded.Keep them coming don't be shy.

I've been standing here completely naked for 5 days now.Does anybody mind if I put a robe on ? I'm getting a bit cold and it's making my nipples stand out. Well I think it's the cold.



Wendy
 
Deep breath....

OK here I am:

Hair: shoulder-length dark brown
Eyes: grey-blue and full of promise
Height: 5'8"
Chest: 38D with sensitive and erect nipples
Build: very curvy (plenty to hold onto), with long slim legs and a very cute arse (I'm told)

Pleased to meet you all *does a twirl and bows*
 
Hornylady

... and a big "hi" from me too. Good to see another UK Northerner.:)
 
OK Here it goes :)

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 205
Body: Fit
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown w/ Blond tips on top
Waist: 32
Complextion: Tan
Butt: Firm, well rounded
Abs: Not quite there, but hey it is winter time :)
Facial Hair: Moustache and Goatee
Cock: Smooth shaven and an honest 6"
along the top and very thick around
No Chest Hair or Back Hair - naturally

Cheers,
Body
 
Hi Starfire - doesn't sound like we're far from each other - I live to the west of Bradford.

Bodybuilder - great pic, but you must have nudged the camera when it was taken - should have been pointing further down!;)
 
very sexy pic you have there Bodybuilder...

show us more!!! hehehe


soft kisses,
Whspr:kiss:
 
hornylady said:
Bodybuilder - great pic, but you must have nudged the camera when it was taken - should have been pointing further down!;)

Hehehe in due time my dear...in due time ;) Thanks for the compliment...hurry up and get yourself a digital camera so we can all see that fantastic body of yours...yummmmmmm :p
 
sexyspank...

go ahead and put the robe on if you must, but I think it's all the lovely people makin' your nipples hard, not the cold...
I must say that I'll feel very deprived of the view tho'
 
BodyBuilderNH said:
OK Here it goes :)

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 205
Body: Fit
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown w/ Blond tips on top
Waist: 32
Complextion: Tan
Butt: Firm, well rounded
Abs: Not quite there, but hey it is winter time :)
Facial Hair: Moustache and Goatee
Cock: Smooth shaven and an honest 6"
along the top and very thick around
No Chest Hair or Back Hair - naturally

Cheers,
Body

DAYUM body! Been working for a V shape at all?

Maybe you need to drink a case more of beer a day?? hehe
 
Trippychik said:
5'7" 120

Hair Dark Brown to small of my back
Eyes Blue/green
Body size Slim
Bottom Full and firm
Legs Long and firm
Pert breasts, not too big 32B
Pussy shaved and moist and extremly sensitive
Overall opinon? You tell me....

http://www.entconn.com/cherokee/tripon4.jpg

Ummm, Ummmm, Ummmm, Ummmmmm

wiping the drool off my chin, chest, lap, (oh yea just a minute, gotta keep wiping there, mmm, getting it cleaned up, oh oh oh AAAYYYIIEEE.

Seems I need to clean up somthing else now...
 
Trippychik said:
5'7" 120

Hair Dark Brown to small of my back

Eyes Blue/green

Body size Slim

Bottom Full and firm

Legs Long and firm

Pert breasts, not too big 32B

Pussy shaved and moist and extremly sensitive

Overall opinon? You tell me....

VERY NICE Trippychik! You have a fantastic body!!! And I love the pic...nice to see a pic with the "stats" :) Yummmy!

Cheers,
Body
 
OHHHHH Myyyyyyyy Trippy...absolutely scrumptious!!! What a perfect ass!!! More More More ;) :D :p

Cheers,
Body
 
BodyBuilderNH said:
OHHHHH Myyyyyyyy Trippy...absolutely scrumptious!!! What a perfect ass!!! More More More ;) :D :p

Cheers,
Body

Oh ok, I always have been a sucker for a man with a nice body.
Here's one in the beginning of the summer. I forgot my sun block and decided to nude sunbathe....Bad Idea! Owwwie! :(

But made a good pic :)


http://www.entconn.com/cherokee/tripass.jpg
 
Hay body B come on back and ask for more pics! YOu are doing a good job!

Trippy thanks for the tastee pics, great butt back there girl!
 
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 180
Body: fit
Eyes: Blue eyes to die for
Hair: Dark Brown
Waist: 33
Complextion: A little pale
Butt: Firm, well rounded
Chest: small coat of hair with a nice
happy trail going all the way down
Facial Hair: none
Cock: Soft and smooth tip with a rock hard shaft
 
Well here goes i'm

5'10'

blonde past my shoulders

blue eyes i'm told there sexy

extra pounds due to meds. damn doctors

butt nice i'm told

lots of hair face and else were

I must be an ok looking guy if i date girls that look like cheerleaders. and trippy very hot.
 
let's see here..............

Eyes: Blue.............

Hair: Sandy blonde (very full and thick).........

Height: 6 foot 2 inches

Weight: 220lbs (winter warmth weight), 200 lbs (summer)

Measurements: Neck 18", Arms 19", Chest 52", Waist 36", Hips 43".

Ass: Hard bubble butt (great to grab on too).

Pubic hairs: Nicely trimmed.

Cock: 8 " long and thick. Cut.

Passions: Seduction:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Jaded1, CT:D :D :D :D
 
Trippychik said:


Oh ok, I always have been a sucker for a man with a nice body.
Here's one in the beginning of the summer. I forgot my sun block and decided to nude sunbathe....Bad Idea! Owwwie! :(

But made a good pic :)

You are absolutely FANTASTIC Trippy!!! Next time you decide to nude sunbathe..I would gladly volunteer to be the suntan applicator ;)

OK...MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE :p Everybody is enjoying your pics...especially ME! :D

Cheers,
Body
 
mmmmtrippybummmmm

might as well throw my stats into the ring....

Height: 6'
Weight: be damned if i know
Body: slim but needs the gym
Eyes: steely blue
Hair: Dirty Blond
Complextion: A little pale
Butt: A oovely pert little thing... it gets pinched all the time
Chest: pretty smooth except for a treasure trail below my belly button
Facial Hair: none
Cock: a doodle doo
 
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