Your Best Brush Off Line

[australwind]

We've all been given the short straw at some time or other......

What's the best/funniest/weirdest reason someone has given you for not going out with you, not returning your calls, not continuing an IM chat, breaking off an arrangement/engagement/marriage?




My example: "Can't chat now, my potatoes are boiling!!"

 

[Kylan]

We've all been given the short straw at some time or other......

What's the best/funniest/weirdest reason someone has given you for not going out with you, not returning your calls, not continuing an IM chat, breaking off an arrangement/engagement/marriage?




My example: "Can't chat now, my potatoes are boiling!!"

I'm busy ignoring you right now. I shall get back to you.

 

[ICR]

To an IM at yahoo.

"Sorry ********* is unavailable right now but if you leave your credit card number after the # she will go shopping.

 

[australwind]

.........Sorry, my wife says I can't go out tonight......

 

[asian_princess]

I don't like you, I never really did, but now I really not like you enough to not want to continue to pretend that I like you anymore


ok. so i made it up. but it's pretty much what i mean when i say, "it's not you, it's me."
*pokes KykyMcIgnorypoo with my stick*

 

[australwind]

"Gotta go, wanna play with my spanners 'n stuff!"


.......and he told me he wasn't interested in tools!

 

[fire_breeze]

Sorry love. Mars is in a retrograde and my astrologer said I should avoid Bulls.

It worked.

 

[TeeTee]

My messengers messing up again sheesh.
Gotta run kid just ran into a wall.

 

[fathom7]

Excuse me? Were you talking to me?

(Heard perhaps once too often. As for those I use -- actually I pretty much welcome the few advances I get)

 

[Morrigu]

Erm 'I love you' kind of set me legging it across space in the opposite direction.

 

[MidnightVixen]

"BRB"................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ******** has signed off.

 

[Morrigu]

"BRB"................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ******** has signed off.

That is so rude..........don't you just wanna kick them in the pants.

 

[MidnightVixen]

That is so rude..........don't you just wanna kick them in the pants.

I agree, lets get em.

 

[thebarber69]

"Gee my freind just came in and I got to go" = I really find you unatractive.

"I had a great time" = you got me off now I am going to leave you that quick.

Your messinger pops up, and you spend a hour talking to them whispering in there ear, then they go POOF no explanation, then two weeks later they come back on and do it again. Hmmm...something wrong with this.

"I think your great and hot" = now give me your credit card number and I will carge you 3.00 a minute.

"Oh that's your pic.....*Long lag*" = Oh dang it your uggly, now I wish I never sent you one.

Two hours of typing and "Got to go, my husband just came in" and she said she was single...hmmmm...

 

[fire_breeze]

'I just realised that I'm gay.'

That one was a blow to the stomach actually.

 

[SecretLove69]

"Thanks for watching me (on cam) or listening to me (on phone) or just typing dirty words to me babe.....You were real good but now I gotta go to a meeting, make supper, take a shower, clean off my computer screen, get back to work, take the kids to school, pick the kids up from school, go shopping, my wife just got home, my mother just walked in"........etc., etc., etc.

Kinda makes ya just wanna say "hey, you're welcome - just leave the money on the nightstand when you leave."

 

[australwind]

'I just realised that I'm gay.'

That one was a blow to the stomach actually.

Ouch


.

 

[fire_breeze]

Ouch


.

Yeah... oh well, his loss

 

[fun2kissamy]

I don't like you, I never really did, but now I really not like you enough to not want to continue to pretend that I like you anymore

I like that one!

I am usually upfront depending on the situation...

 

[australwind]

Yeah... oh well, his loss

That reminds me of another line......




... something along the lines of "its your loss and you have no idea of what you will be missing" (and scrunched balls come to mind!)

 

[snake0067]

You will die alone.

 

[fire_breeze]

Overheard

"I want to marry you and have your babies"

And the guy wasn't even trying to pick the girl up!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

"You have an annoying habit of breathing."

 

[keiffers]

The classic one of course...

'I just wanna be friends'

 

[somberReality]

I'm PMS'ing

That usually sends them running.