Your favorite "flip" retort?

Luscious Lionness said:
Before I realize what has come out of my mouth, it's "Bite Me!" But I have also been known to say, "Suck my Dick!" Being female, that really get's their attention. ;)

I have a friend who is a little on the ditsy side so I'm constantly telling her, "Okay, Dorothy it's time to leave OZ! She still hasn't figured that one out.

Try calling her Toto.
 
here are some more of my more creative

"Are you still talking Rumpleforeskin?" When my mother in law calls and I ask my husband what she wanted "So, what did Nagatha Christy want?" sometimes I substitute Nagatha with Hagatha. My new fave...ScrotumRoach..(thanks Kidrock!, couldn't have thought that up without ya) I like fuckler as in "Um, what did that fuckler want" so here is the list.. ~Rumpleforeskin~ ~Nagatha/Hagatha Christy ~ScrotumRoach ~Fuckler **Will post more later**
 
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