Your favorite "flip" retort?

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[Samuari]

Before I realize what has come out of my mouth, it's "Bite Me!" But I have also been known to say, "Suck my Dick!" Being female, that really get's their attention.

I have a friend who is a little on the ditsy side so I'm constantly telling her, "Okay, Dorothy it's time to leave OZ! She still hasn't figured that one out.

Try calling her Toto.

 

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[Kasha]

here are some more of my more creative

"Are you still talking Rumpleforeskin?" When my mother in law calls and I ask my husband what she wanted "So, what did Nagatha Christy want?" sometimes I substitute Nagatha with Hagatha. My new fave...ScrotumRoach..(thanks Kidrock!, couldn't have thought that up without ya) I like fuckler as in "Um, what did that fuckler want" so here is the list.. ~Rumpleforeskin~ ~Nagatha/Hagatha Christy ~ScrotumRoach ~Fuckler **Will post more later**

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

 

[indyweasel]

retorts

And why exactly are you breathing my air?

 

[Samuari]

Can I dance on your lap?

Any time, Babe.