Your Pen-name

I chose mine as it is completely random and nothing to do with me or any of my interests.

But as with Ian Rankin and his Inspector John Rebus, I don't really like the name but after 40 or so submissions, I suppose I need to get used to it as it ain't going away!
 
This is a cool thread and quite relevant for writers.

Part of my pen-name is mine (in a diminutive form); the other
is added for some spice! :cattail: :cattail:

Wasn't one of the members of Mòtley Crüe called Nikki Six?

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I believe he also played the title character in Edward Penishands
 
Just a daft name I came up with on an old, no-longer-in-use chat forum. I have a few pseudonyms online, and this is one I tend to use for porn and erotica-related sites.
 
Just a daft name I came up with on an old, no-longer-in-use chat forum. I have a few pseudonyms online, and this is one I tend to use for porn and erotica-related sites.

Your name is the only reason I even know what that word means. I eventually had to look it up because it drove me crazy. (In my head, it's pronounced, "on and on and on anism.")
 
Same here, re 'onanism'

Old Testament story. If I remember right, Onan was cursed by God because he "spilled his seed" instead of screwing his daughter.

Old Testament stories are a little odd sometimes.

Edit: Checking sources instead of memory, the woman was his sister-in-law, not his daughter.
 
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Old Testament story. If I remember right, Onan was cursed by God because he "spilled his seed" instead of screwing his daughter.

Old Testament stories are a little odd sometimes.

Edit: Checking sources instead of memory, the woman was his sister-in-law, not his daughter.

I think it was Lot who ended up screwing his daughters (or, more accurately, they screwed him). The Old Testament has more filth and incest than Literotica (nearly).
 
I think it was Lot who ended up screwing his daughters (or, more accurately, they screwed him). The Old Testament has more filth and incest than Literotica (nearly).

You know, there weren't a lot of people around back in those days. You had to get it where you could.
 
Old Testament story. If I remember right, Onan was cursed by God because he "spilled his seed" instead of screwing his daughter.

Edit: Checking sources instead of memory, the woman was his sister-in-law, not his daughter.

Yeah, the law was that if a man died without giving his wife a child, his brother had the duty of fathering a child on her
This child would be considered the offspring of the deceased, not of the living sperm donor.
Onan did copulate with his brother's widow, but pulled out and "spilled his seed" instead of ejaculating in her, thus violating the law amd earning YHVH's curse.
And the story was later used to condemn masturbation AKA "Onanism" because it also "wastes the seed."

So now you know, and knowing is half the hassle.
 
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I think it was Lot who ended up screwing his daughters (or, more accurately, they screwed him). The Old Testament has more filth and incest than Literotica (nearly).

The story of Lot is a whole 'nother barrel of fish.
All I remember is that his two daughters needed to get pregnant for some reason, so they got him drunk and sat on his dick to achieve their goal. I've forgotten exactly why.

But I do remember that when the two angel emissaries of YHVH visited him in Sodom, the townspeople demanded he give them up so they could "know" (read: fuck) them.
Lot offered them his two virgin daughters instead, because letting the Sodomites fuck his guests would be bad manners.
 
For me, I was the first, in five generations, not to be an A. G. Williams (not too worried about divulging my surname, for obvious reasons). I just picked my favorites (of the "A" and "G") in my lineage.
 
Hi there,

My penname's start is due to my obvious liking of stories containing magic, especially transformations, the second part is my 20 yo internet nickname. It came to me after a former gf came home after a course of German linguistics where they had to construct German sounding words that didn't exist 😃

Every time I saw your name, I always pictured a knirf as a scarf. Now I know why it wasn't in the dictionary!
 
Yeah, the law was that if a man died without giving his wife a child, his brother had the duty of fathering a child on her
This child would be considered the offspring of the deceased, not of the living sperm donor.
Onan did copulate with his brother's widow, but pulled out and "spilled his seed" instead of ejaculating in her, thus violating the law amd earning YHVH's curse.
And the story was later used to condemn masturbation AKA "Onanism" because it also "wastes the seed."

So now you know, and knowing is half the hassle.

It also kinda lead to this which always makes me laugh!
 
The story of Lot is a whole 'nother barrel of fish.
All I remember is that his two daughters needed to get pregnant for some reason, so they got him drunk and sat on his dick to achieve their goal. I've forgotten exactly why.

But I do remember that when the two angel emissaries of YHVH visited him in Sodom, the townspeople demanded he give them up so they could "know" (read: fuck) them.
Lot offered them his two virgin daughters instead, because letting the Sodomites fuck his guests would be bad manners.

The Old Testament is full of charming anecdotes like that. There's another one, in Judges, that tells of one man's hospitality toward a traveler. The traveler and his concubine came to a town where there was no lodging, so the man took the traveler and his concubine into his home. A crowd came to his house, demanding the man so they could have sex with him (again, "know" him.)

Mr. Hospitality said, "Here is my virgin daughter and his concubine. Please let me bring them out that you may ravish them and do to them whatever you wish. But do not commit such an act of folly against this man.” Judges 19:25 New American Standard Bible.

After so admirably offering his own daughter (who by their own standards, would be "ruined") and the guy's concubine to be fucked "or whatever you wish," he says, but please don't do this to the MAN!

The crowd didn't agree. They were dead-set on the guy. So Mr. Hospitality pushes the concubine out into the streets for them to have their way with. They did. All night long. The next morning, she was found on Mr. Hospitality's door step. She wouldn't speak. The ever so chivalrous traveler let her ride the donkey home instead of making her walk. When he got home, he cut her into twelve pieces and sent her to each of the twelve tribes of Israel to demand justice.

Now, later in the story, the traveler says that the people from the town raped her "so that she died." However, it doesn't actually say that she died from that. It's unclear to me whether the traveler killed her because she was useless to him, and therefore the death was the consequence of what the people did, or if she succumbed to her injuries when he got her home.

Either way, lovely story. That would't even be allowed on Lit.
 
Hmmm.... if you can't tell, then maybe you haven't read enough Sci-Fi. If you still can't figure it out, read Number of the Beast by Robert A. Heinlein.
 
Pen Name

I had watched an anime series called Chobits. The series centers a boy named Hideki who finds an early full sized model robot discarded in the trash. He figures that the on/off switch is in the vagina, and has to train the robot. He later figure out that having sex with the robot will cause it to lose all his efforts to train the robot by wiping out it’s memory and developed personality.

Hideki was struggling to get into college, attending cram school to attempt to pass college entrance exams. I was struggling with a new job, after working for twenty years. I felt like an older version of Hideki.
 
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