Your Secret Shame

[shereads]

Mystery Science Theater 3000
Vin Diesel
The Sims games

Give me Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Attack of the Killer Shrews, or were they voles?), a box of Captain Crunch cereal and a perfectly fizzy drive-thru-quality Diet Coke on crushed ice, and I'm happy.

Not so happy that I wouldn't rather be doing something else, but still.

 

[shereads]

Oh for god's sake I was joking. I wouldn't do anything like that. It's material from Jimmy Carr's live show which I own on DVD. God's sake how mental do you think I am?

Don't you dare mention Duct Tape Cat Mittens!

 

[SeaCat]

Cheese Whiz directly from the can. Forget the crackers.

Cat

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Add MST3K to my pile of shame too. Why oh why did it have to get cancelled? It was the key reason to have cable.

Also comics and animation. Modern American, British, and Japanese. Pixar, Anime, DC Vertigo, Manga. Addicted in a bad way.

 

[SeaCat]

God help the poor unfortunate passer-by who looked up at the wrong moment ...

Oh Shit indeed?

Cat

 

[shereads]

I just read somewhere that the ice cream flavor with the highest fat content is my favorite Haagen Daz Chocolate Peanut Butter. There are, like, twelve Whopper Juniors with Fries compressed into that pint.

I felt compelled, upon learning that it's so bad for me, to finish off the half-pint that was in my freezer. I feel like General Patton staring out at the carnage of the battlefield:

"I love it. God help me, I love it so."

 

[Bridget69]

80's music and soap operas.

 

[Boxlicker101]

God help the poor unfortunate passer-by who looked up at the wrong moment ...

God DID help the passer-by who looked up at the right moment - and avoided the knickers and let them land on the ground.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I worked with a man who ate candy bars from the side. Like corn-on-the-cob. I begged him to get counseling. He has children.

I used to do that too. A ten cent Powerhouse bar weighed about three ounces so you know how long ago that was. Anyhow, there was a cylinder of caramel surrounded by crushed nuts and covered with chocolate. I used to eat this by nibbling off the chocolate and nuts and them eating the caramel center. I've always been kind of strange about the way I ate things.

Except pussies, of course.