Your Secret Shame

[jamesofthedead]

Anybody else emptied four smarties tubes and put them on a cats legs?

It's quite cruel but it's fucking hilarious to watch, if only for the confused of the cat.

If you are in a really mean mood do the above, then make them walk down the stairs.

 

[English Lady]

Now, I'm the complete opposite in that repsect. I eat the orange ones first, because they're my least favourite. The rest taste of chocolate, they taste of oranges. They fuck with my brain.

because they taste of orange? *L* fair enough. I'd buy tubes of just orange smarties if i could.

talking of which, i love it when they do the just red and black winegums...mmmmmm


Oh and I don't eat ANY green sweets. yuk!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Anybody else emptied four smarties tubes and put them on a cats legs?

It's quite cruel but it's fucking hilarious to watch, if only for the confused of the cat.

If you are in a really mean mood do the above, then make them walk down the stairs.

You're twisted. from the cats.

 

[Liar]

My ex never got over the fact that my family eats Swedish meatballs with lingonberry jam.

Yeah, that's freakish.

Or not.

 

[English Lady]

Yummy? We must have different smarties here, because ours are just little pieces of chalky sugar.

oh they're chocolatey good here *nods* and the orange ones are orangey chocolately good

 

[jamesofthedead]

You're twisted. from the cats.

I may be twisted. But it's the funniest thing you'll ever see in your life.

 

[Guest]

FLAKES!!!!!!!!!

YUM!

SUCK!!

 

[cloudy]

Vin Diesel

oh, yeah, baby!!!! Forgot that one.

edited to add: I know his movies suck, but I really don't watch them for the plot.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Anybody else emptied four smarties tubes and put them on a cats legs?

It's quite cruel but it's fucking hilarious to watch, if only for the confused of the cat.

If you are in a really mean mood do the above, then make them walk down the stairs.

Cruelty to animals is NOT funny.

Un-fuck you!

 

[Guest]

Anybody else emptied four smarties tubes and put them on a cats legs?

It's quite cruel but it's fucking hilarious to watch, if only for the confused of the cat.

If you are in a really mean mood do the above, then make them walk down the stairs.

This belongs in the "How To Piss Off Tatelou" thread.

Edited to say: sounds funny, but not for the poor pussycat.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Must be a friend of amicus.

 

[jamesofthedead]

Oh for god's sake I was joking. I wouldn't do anything like that. It's material from Jimmy Carr's live show which I own on DVD. God's sake how mental do you think I am?

 

[Guest]

Oh for god's sake I was joking. I wouldn't do anything like that. It's material from Jimmy Carr's live show which I own on DVD. God's sake how mental do you think I am?

S'ok, I'd heard it before.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You REALLY want an answer to that?

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

oh, yeah, baby!!!! Forgot that one.

edited to add: I know his movies suck, but I really don't watch them for the plot.

Me either!

 

[jamesofthedead]

You REALLY want an answer to that?

Not really, it was a rhetorical question.

 

[Guest]

Not really, it was a rhetorical question.

That was quite a baptism of fire, wasn't it?

Who knew you'd stumble upon such crazy cat lovers?

 

[jamesofthedead]

The irony being I like cats as much as the next person, I share a house with three of them. Dave (the walking stomach), Fleur and Bacardi (who is in need of a kitty psychiatrist). It annoys me when people take so bloody literally.

 

[carsonshepherd]

The irony being I like cats as much as the next person, I share a house with three of them. Dave (the walking stomach), Fleur and Bacardi (who is in need of a kitty psychiatrist). It annoys me when people take so bloody literally.

I don't, except when it involves animals. People - do whatever you want to them and I'll think it's funny.

 

[English Lady]

james love...yes there are so many animals roaming around the AH that most people get upset when any kind of crueltyto animals but hey you know that now *L*

 

[Guest]

The irony being I like cats as much as the next person, I share a house with three of them. Dave (the walking stomach), Fleur and Bacardi (who is in need of a kitty psychiatrist). It annoys me when people take so bloody literally.

I've always thought Dave was a brilliant name for a cat.

I have Ben, Leah and Rosie (otherwise called: Jimmy, Leaky and Poo-Poo-Girly).

 

[carsonshepherd]

I had to give my cat away because he became vastly outnumbered by the dogs. A nice lady took him to live inside with her.

I have 5 dogs, so maybe I need a psychiatrist too.

 

[Honey123]

Writing erotic stories....not that I am ashamed of it...but it is a secret.

 

[jamesofthedead]

The fact that I wrote erotic fiction used to be a secret at my last employment. Until I built this computer, something went wrong with it so I took it in to the techie boys I worked with. The bastards went through my hard drive and found everything. By the end of the day the entire technical staff knew my dirty secret. Thankfully, the partners and the four women in my department were left out of the loop. The worse thing was I was working in their room when they told most of the technical staff. I had a red face the rest of the day.

 

[BlackShanglan]

james love...yes there are so many animals roaming around the AH that most people get upset when any kind of crueltyto animals but hey you know that now *L*

Unless, of course, you're looking to whip a horse. All such requests are directed to me.

Shanglan