Your Secret Shame

[English Lady]

Unless, of course, you're looking to whip a horse. All such requests are directed to me.

Shanglan

Obviously

 

[minsue]

Counting Crows, baby. Ok, I know that's not so severe. I'm a serious new wave junkie but I'm pretty open about that. Chicken in a biscuit crackers with that cheese in a can. Oh, and there is my addiction to gay porn, not something I would tell everyone.

Cheese in a can!!!!!!

Oooooh, I love cheese in a can.

 

[minsue]

I thought I was the only one that did that. I have a ritual when eating sweet tarts or smarties too...

Doesn't everyone?

 

[SeaCat]

Warming a wet suit is one of mine, (especialy on cold water dives.)

Being turned off by large breasts on small women. Even more turned off by fake breasts. (I know I'm unusual for an American.)

John Wayne Movies! (I'm missing only one o two.)

Arguing politics.

Thinking the rest of America is wrong for their views on Sex, sin and nudity.

Taking great pleasure in beating the living crap out of men who think they have the right to physicly hurt women.

Cat
The Marine Feline

 

[cloudy]

Cheese in a can!!!!!!

Oooooh, I love cheese in a can.

me too.

 

[shereads]

Gladiator. I loved Gladiator. Not because I thought it was a great movie. Not because I thought it deserved Best Picture. Because of two shameful reasons: it was a movie about Rome that wasn't about Christians for once, and it was a movie about a devout Pagan who had his religious faith validated.

No high-minded nonsense, just "I liked it 'cause I'm me" reasons.

Bull. You liked it for the same reason I did: Russell Crowe in a leather mini-kilt.

 

[shereads]

I occasionally eat my snot.

That's in your profile. Do you have a secret shame?

 

[shereads]

I eat Mars Bars in a really weird way, and I'd never do it in front of another person - whoever it was. Same goes for Ferrero Rocher.

I worked with a man who ate candy bars from the side. Like corn-on-the-cob. I begged him to get counseling. He has children.

 

[Kassiana]

We'll go there, steal some sugar and then go to one of those fafafa restraunts and pretend we won money on a game show and decided to eat like the fancy folks.

Oo, yeah! And Carson should wear one of those T-shirts with a tux printed on it. Yeah. Definitely yeah.

 

[Kassiana]

how mental do you think I am?
--You're here, aren't you?

Re: Gladiator
You liked it for the same reason I did: Russell Crowe in a leather mini-kilt.
-- Erm ... uh ... Look, over there! John Wayne eating cheese in a can in a high quality restaurant!

 

[Boxlicker101]

I eat Mars Bars in a really weird way, and I'd never do it in front of another person - whoever it was. Same goes for Ferrero Rocher.

I haven't done this for a while and I don't think they come this way anymore but when they came with a bunch of chocolate covered almonds in the middle, I used to eat the chocolate and nougat all around that. When I had only the almonds and choc. left, I would devour that. Saving the best for last.

I eat fried eggs something like that too, eating the white part and then picking the yolk up whole in my spoon or fork and putting the whold thing in my mouth and squishing down on it.

 

[C's Button]

-- Erm ... uh ... Look, over there! John Wayne eating cheese in a can in a high quality restaurant!

Throwing sugar?

 

[Belegon]

well, it used to be that I was not really the "bad boy" I pretended to be. I was a nice guy that realized the bad guys often seemed to get laid a hell of a lot more.

but now I'm married, so I am not looking to get laid. so I let the nice guy come out of the closet.

how about we keep with the food theme? Peanut Butter and Marshmallow Creme sandwiches and/or Vanilla Wafers with Cool Whip. Look at either one for more than 30 seconds and you gain five pounds.

 

[doormouse]

KFC gravy

*drool*

Oh, and strawberry thickshakes from McDonald's

 

[SensualCealy]

Cherry Blossoms, and hot and heavy masterbation when he ISNT home!
C

 

[eric shawn listo]

PEACH BLOSSOMS!

I only get a bag once a year (Christmas time) and eat the whole thing myself cause no one else likes 'em.

 

[domjoe]

That's in your profile. Do you have a secret shame?

Lurid detective novels from the 1950's.

 

[Kassiana]

Throwing sugar?

Of course. To Elvis, who's catching and eating it.

 

[jamesofthedead]

I worked with a man who ate candy bars from the side. Like corn-on-the-cob. I begged him to get counseling. He has children.

You get him to counselling and I'll pay the bills. That guy needs help and fast.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I blew off and filled my pants by accident at a new girlfriend's apartment. It was partly her fault. I hadn't 'been' in a few days, so she fed me a strong dose of senna tea. I'd never had it before, and its effects came as quite a surprise.

I remember sitting on the toilet at 3am, doubled over in agony with sweat running down my face, and panicking that I was going to pass out.

I got back to bed unscathed, and everything was great until the following morning, when I got up to go and watch some TV in the lounge. My gf (thank God) was still asleep in bed when it happened, but it caused quite a problem. I had to take an instant shower and somehow dispose of my knickers. I had no keys to her apartment, and didn't dare leave them anywhere in the house, so I ended up throwing them out of the window.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I got back to bed unscathed, and everything was great until the following morning, when I got up to go and watch some TV in the lounge. My gf (thank God) was still asleep in bed when it happened, but it caused quite a problem. I had to take an instant shower and somehow dispose of my knickers. I had no keys to her apartment, and didn't dare leave them anywhere in the house, so I ended up throwing them out of the window.

God help the poor unfortunate passer-by who looked up at the wrong moment ...

 

[scheherazade_79]

God help the poor unfortunate passer-by who looked up at the wrong moment ...

And here's the odd bit - I kept an eye open for them for the next few days, but never found them. I can't imagine any human would have taken them, so my money's on some kind of animal... with a stomach of steel.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Here's another one (and there really will be no one who's willing to admit they're my friend after this) -

I watch the Eurovision Song Contest religiously every year. For that evening in May, the rest of my life ceases to exist. Not only that, but I actually take notes - yes, take notes - on each entry, and then compare my comments to the final scores for each song. I'm aware that people think I've totally flipped when they catch me at it, but I'm too engrossed in what I'm doing to care.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm aware that people think I've totally flipped when they catch me at it, but I'm too engrossed in what I'm doing to care.

Sounds like me reading out my screenplay. With the different voices. And the accents. And the ... oh never mind. It's silly But it helps.

Shanglan

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My secret shame? I'm a romantic.

This evening, I saw two grown men exchanging phone numbers - probably happy to have finally met someone in this cold, dark country who knew their mother tongue! - but all I saw was a budding romance.

I saw two teenage girls walk hand in hand in the street, and I instantly thought "whow, they've come out at that age?" (Could be that they were just supporting each other so they wouldn't slip on the icy street, though.)


Also, I like to watch gay male porn movies. Or anything with gay men in it. I go nuts when I see two guys together.




Unfortunately, not everyone reacts as nicely to it as Earl did...