You're a burglar...

[English_guy_bkk]

Stealing the ramps from the front door
(I'll bring them to the front garden if a massive manhunt)

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’ve stolen your stollen - your brunch shall suffer! Muah hah hah haaa!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Stealing the ramps from the front door
(I'll bring them to the front garden if a massive manhunt)

Wouldn’t that be a ramp-hunt?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Wouldn’t that be a ramp-hunt?

Yes yes. I'm bringing a part back

 

[Neanderthal247]

Steal his crumpets

 

[cactusjack0584]

I’m stealing this from John mulaney but I’d take all your photos… because they are the one thing you can replace

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

I’m stealing this from John mulaney but I’d take all your photos… because they are the one thing you can replace

Who hurt you?

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

I'll steal the spray nozzles from every bottle .

 

[Apisto42]

Instead of stealing something, I’m going to add random stuff around your house. Like a small porcelain turtle next to your tv. You’ll be like, wtf, where did that come from?

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

Instead of stealing something, I’m going to add random stuff around your house. Like a small porcelain turtle next to your tv. You’ll be like, wtf, where did that come from?

Good luck. I tried this with cats.
You're just providing stuff for these ne're-do-wells to steal.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Who hurt you?

Many many people and I shall have my vengeance

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

Many many people and I shall have my vengeance

Steal some of that vengeance for me too

 

[EctoJohn]

Dear Americans,
I'm taking your "I Voted" sticker that's still around from November.
Yeah, let's see you tell people you stood in a line now!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking all the ice and turning off the automatic ice maker.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm stealing exactly 5 grains of rice from your container.
Your next risotto is going to suck.

 

[AtramentousRex]

Your dignity.

 

[Treeview]

I always take 10mm sockets and wrenches

 

[EctoJohn]

I have stolen your white marker!

 

[F3x0r]

I've stolen all the door handles

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Instead of stealing something, I’m going to add random stuff around your house. Like a small porcelain turtle next to your tv. You’ll be like, wtf, where did that come from?

So THAT'S where the Wheel of Fortune dalmatians ended up!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Your dignity.

Can't take what ain't there....

 

[UsuallyPresent]

*meta-smirk* I'm stealing your notice of stolen things! They're stealing all this stuff around you, and you'll NEVER NOTICE! Not only am I stealing from you, I've stolen THEIR fun too! *happy maniacal evil dance*

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm taking away your emote! Bwah ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Not stealing but putting pepper in your salt shaker and vice versa MWAHAHAHA!