You're a burglar...

[OrdinaryPerson]

The knobs on your stove

 

[TXRafe]

Has anyone ever left anything? I'm leaving a cat.
Every so often I'll break into the same house and leave another cat.

i'm stealing the free kitty!!!!

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

i'm stealing the free kitty!!!!

Curse you!!

 

[Neanderthal247]

Curse you!!

Steals her collar

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

Steals her collar

Ok so now I'm just providing stuff for others to steal?
Teamwork, I guess??

 

[Neanderthal247]

I like to take and I got a strong feeling, you like give


My post was more clear in my mind lol


Edited to make sense lol

 

[UsuallyPresent]

One random fastener a week - nail, screw, zipper, what-have-you

 

[13Fantasies]

The frames from your glasses. I'd leave the lenses

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Your bookmark

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The third character of each of your passwords

 

[MindYaBitness]

All of the knows off your stove

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

The power and Netflix buttons from the remotes

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

The knobs on your stove

All of the knobs off your stove

What do you guys have against stove-top cooking? Are you guys a part of the big-oven industry? Air fryer peddlers?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Randomize all the settings on your tv

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What do you guys have against stove-top cooking? Are you guys a part of the big-oven industry? Air fryer peddlers?

Ssshhhh, ware the microwave mafia!

 

[MindYaBitness]

What do you guys have against stove-top cooking? Are you guys a part of the big-oven industry? Air fryer peddlers?

We're both cooking dinner and know how obnoxious it is!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

We're both cooking dinner and know how obnoxious it is!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

the last chapter of every book

 

[EctoJohn]

I just stole the Caps Lock key off all your kyboards!

 

[TXRafe]

all the fuses on all your christmas lights

 

[Cwtchseeker]

all the fuses on all your christmas lights

Go one better, steal the fuse box…

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Three meters of power wiring in 1 to 10 cm segments randomly sourced from within your walls.

 

[AtramentousRex]

All of your pockets. All. Of. Them.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

All of your pockets. All. Of. Them.

Not the clothes - just the pockets. *nod* suitably eeeeeeevile.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have stolen all the snow off your driveway! Fear me!