yummy mummy thread....

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afternoon :D

You're right dammit...
You know, I got used to that and then...poof...suddenly I'm not making the time adjustments...:rolleyes:

Hope you are having a great afternoon...I am still drinking my morning coffee...

And...to the new ladies who have posted...

Hi!
 
Cue the old "where's the soap" "wears the soap" gag?? :D

Mmmmmm... You brought back a pleasant memory for me. A college girlfriend and I were taking a tub bath together and we were masturbating one another. I was about to climax when she said that she was afraid that "Hermie Spermie" just might find a way to swim up her vagina and impregnate her... so we quickly toweled one another off, ran to bed, inserted vaginal foam contraceptive and proceeded to murder Hermie Spermie without a trace of remorse after sending him for his final swim. At least Hermie and all of his little Spermie pals all died happy deaths that night.
Tina is now married to a very lucky man. She's also at the top of the list of Yummy Mummies I'd love to bed. An absolute treasure, and I know that she has raised a brood of very good looking and horny kids.
 
Checking in with the YM thread! How is everybody doing? Misbehaving as always??
 
Checking in with the YM thread! How is everybody doing? Misbehaving as always??

Better in my case to say "misbehaving as never." It has been so long since I savored a woman's body in person that I feel as if I'm going to sprout wings and have a halo appear over my head.
I'd FAR rather be a sinner than a saint. :(
 
Yummy mummy thread! Hooray :) It feels a little big headed to call myself a yummy mummy, but what the hell! I'm in.
 
Yummy mummy thread! Hooray :) It feels a little big headed to call myself a yummy mummy, but what the hell! I'm in.

You are definitely a yummy mummy...I peeked at your profile. :D

Howdy!

And to all the yummy mummys out there. I hope you have a great weekend.

:rose::kiss:
 
CooooEeee I'm back :)

2 weeks in Greece for those who are remotely interested

Hello new ppl
 
Welcome back! I didn't get my postcard. *pouts*

How's everyone doing today??
 
I never new there was a yummy mummy thread! Greetings ladies, thanks for all being superstar moms by day and porn stars in the bedroom by night ;-)
 
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I never new there was a MILF thread! Greetings ladies, thanks for all being superstar moms by day and porn stars in the bedroom by night ;-)

pssst! Tim! Don't use the MILF word in here! It's Yummy Mummy!
(you can call ME that, but that's a bad word in here!!!):rolleyes:
 
I never new there was a yummy mummy thread! Greetings ladies, thanks for all being superstar moms by day and porn stars in the bedroom by night ;-)

pssst! Tim! Don't use the MILF word in here! It's Yummy Mummy!
(you can call ME that, but that's a bad word in here!!!):rolleyes:

I like a man who takes advice .....but the edit button doesn't fool us! :D

Greetings Yummy Mummy folks!

How are you all this morning?

Umm it's almost morning..the very early part! I'm trying to sleep but there is a continuous nasal rattling in my ears....I believe it's called snoring? I prefer to call it grounds for separation! :rolleyes:
 
I like a man who takes advice .....but the edit button doesn't fool us! :D

That word was used on the first post in this thread, so I deemed it safe. It shant happen again.

I actually am a man that listens, irish. The whole two ears and one mouth thing.

Now, were you saying something? ;-)
 
That word was used on the first post in this thread, so I deemed it safe. It shant happen again.

I actually am a man that listens, irish. The whole two ears and one mouth thing.

Now, were you saying something? ;-)

A man that listens!?? That's the best laugh I've had in ages :D:D:D
 
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