yummy mummy thread....

[curiousirish]

WARNING: BLANTENT SELF PROMOTION AHEAD...

OK, I'm just going to say it. I just posted a new story.
It's either really good, or not...depending on your view.

Please read it...

(Irish...it's set in Ireland, that's the main reason I posted here).

Also.

HI to the Yummy Mummys here.
And all those of us who like them.

Blatant self promotion....good job I'm in a good mood!

 

[Ellafun]

I thought it was just MW being thick

Oh, lord...don't say he's "thick" out loud...he may translate that in a completely different way, as well!!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I thought it was just MW being thick

I'm not sure I got it either...um...

Blatant self promotion....good job I'm in a good mood!

why? who did you get to kill and how do I manage that?

Oh, lord...don't say he's "thick" out loud...he may translate that in a completely different way, as well!!

If I say "I'm thicker than MW" is that a good thing???

 

[Ellafun]

I'm not sure I got it either...um...



why? who did you get to kill and how do I manage that?



If I say "I'm thicker than MW" is that a good thing???

lol! Only if you add the "and longer" designation!!!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

lol! Only if you add the "and longer" designation!!!

I once heard:

Long and thin, further in
Short and thick, better dick...

 

[Ellafun]

I once heard:

Long and thin, further in
Short and thick, better dick...

You have the most interesting poultry collection over there...

 

[curiousirish]

Oh, lord...don't say he's "thick" out loud...he may translate that in a completely different way, as well!!

If I say 'he's as thick as two short planks' he'd take it as a compliment then eh?

 

[curiousirish]

I'm not sure I got it either...um...



why? who did you get to kill and how do I manage that?



If I say "I'm thicker than MW" is that a good thing???

Not murdered anyone.....yet

 

[Chaingun]

Not murdered anyone.....yet

Please clue us in when you do. I'm sure they deserve it.


As a friend of mine who's a Navy medic for the Marines says, "The training to save life makes me more efficient at ending it."

Seems to suit you.

 

[TiedbyChris]

If I say 'he's as thick as two short planks' he'd take it as a compliment then eh?

careful .... you might have to explain that one too

 

[Ellafun]

careful .... you might have to explain that one too

lol! That was funnier than the first one!!!

 

[curiousirish]

Please clue us in when you do. I'm sure they deserve it.


As a friend of mine who's a Navy medic for the Marines says, "The training to save life makes me more efficient at ending it."

Seems to suit you.

Hmmm yes, yes I do like that one.....I might just steal it

 

[mwmnpa]

Oh Christ! I get it!!! I meant obviously some others dont....subtle is wasted on you huh?

Ok....two nuns...sexually frustrated....in shower together..... where's the soap? as in a bar of soap?....using the soap for relieving sexual err tension...??


Get it!??

I can't believe I had to explain that joke

I thought it was just MW being thick

And the other replies, "Yes, it does, doesn't it?" Sorry, I figured out the implication, but I don't get the reply.

 

[pussyg]

And the other replies, "Yes, it does, doesn't it?" Sorry, I figured out the implication, but I don't get the reply.

ok - if you persistently rub a bar of soap, what happens to it? It wears away...

Where's the soap - yes it does!

 

[mwmnpa]

ok - if you persistently rub a bar of soap, what happens to it? It wears away...

Where's the soap - yes it does!

Thanks!

 

[pussyg]

Thanks!

Lol - no problem!!!

 

[curiousirish]

ok - if you persistently rub a bar of soap, what happens to it? It wears away...

Where's the soap - yes it does!

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[curiousirish]

Thanks!

words fail me

 

[pussyg]

words fail me

lol!...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm so glad I stopped by...Now I get it...

 

[Ellafun]

I'm so glad I stopped by...Now I get it...

We have reached an all-time high in the DENSITY factor in here! LMAO!!!!

 

[pussyg]

The funny thing is - i didn't even have to finish the joke when my husband asked me why i was giggling!

 

[curiousirish]

I'm so glad I stopped by...Now I get it...

Twice on one page.....words fail me!

 

[curiousirish]

We have reached an all-time high in the DENSITY factor in here! LMAO!!!!

Oh I think we've been close before.... but yep this wins hands down!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

We have reached an all-time high in the DENSITY factor in here! LMAO!!!!

The funny thing is - i didn't even have to finish the joke when my husband asked me why i was giggling!

Twice on one page.....words fail me!

You know....I was thinking along the lines of the "Where's the Beef" commercials...
It's just that puns really work best verbally...you know???

FINE I was pretty slow yesterday.